Masturbating with substances

[~~whimsy~~]

That is fuckin crazy.

Why?

Why?

Why would you do that?

No pain,no gain Maggot!

Yeah! Don't be such a maggot, STDiva! Jeez! What happened to your Hennessy coolness?? You're so maggoty now since you haven't had any for a few days. Damn!



What a fucking maggot.

 

[PirateKing]

ChefChiTown's Goals In Life:

#137 - Make porn star throw up.

Check.

so i assume #136 is to have sex with a nestle crunch bar?

 

[shaggydude]

Penguin Brand Dry Ice..........Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Call 911................CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TITS KING]

no need for that in this modern age

 

[ChefChiTown]

so i assume #136 is to have sex with a nestle crunch bar?

No, that's #14. #136 is "swim naked in a kiddie pool full of Mott's Apple Sauce".

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Kroil and Break-Free CLP.

 

[rockwell1976]

Hand cream

 

[PirateKing]

No, that's #14. #136 is "swim naked in a kiddie pool full of Mott's Apple Sauce".

shit, that happens to be on my top ten list at #8.

 

[feller469]

Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 4024937, member: 370964"]^ I just threw up lol. I use spit and lube... and that's it lol. Oh... and I HATE warming lube.

I'm with Bree on this one (and probably the only time I will ever be allowed to say that). those warming gels are either too hot or irritating

 

[GregCentauro]

I use marijuana and meth.

 

[BlueBalls]

Whatever BowlGirl is chugging..... hell yeah :rubbel:

 

[lurkingdirk]

WD-40 has also been good for me.

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

I always use Albolene for lube, and it usually does the trick just fine.

When I'm in the mood for something a little different though, I'll add just a touch of Vicks Vapor Rub to the job. It warms things up nicely. :rubbel:

 

[PirateKing]

A jar of jelly. dont knock it.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

I've heard a jar of mayo works good or a sock full of liver :nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner:

 

[STDiva]

This maggot likes his fap sessions just like his vaginas. Dry.

 

[spryter]

Things I've used as a masturbatory aid:

- Chocolate pudding
- Vaseline
- A packet of plum sauce
- Pam cooking spray
- Not really as a lube, but I did drip hot wax on my penis during a short stint I had with Masochism.
- Aveeno cream

A friend of mine once unwittingly played with her clit with a finger that had been covered in Anbesol. Now she always washes her hands before masturbating.