Masturbate w/ a Banana?

[homesickblue]

This question is going to guys only. Have any of you ever tried to masturbate with a banana? I read somewhere that you can scoop the inside of the fruit out and fuck it. Does anyone else have any other good masturbation tips? I might try the banana thing sometime soon.

 

[Skyraider22]

Me personal I like petroleum jelly or vaseline:rubbel:

 

[Will E Worm]

With a banana!?

Seriously, you need a hobby.

Or....you could read. :shocked:

I know reading is shocking. :tongue:

 

[homesickblue]

well, considering this is the freeones bulletin board....

 

[minidog]

This question is going to guys only.

get the lawyers.....discrimination..........discrimination..........i say

 

[Friday on my mind]

get the lawyers.....discrimination..........discrimination..........i say

You can use the banana 1st miniD.:thumbsup:Actually I thought using a banana to masturbate would be a question for the girls only.:nanner:

 

[tunsty]

I did, at my local supermarket...







Now they won't let me into the fruit & Veg section anymore :crying:

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

that's not masturbation, that's fucking a banana. fruitiality:nanner:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

that's not masturbation, that's fucking a banana. fruitiality:nanner:

Sounds like a move in Mortal Kombat...

"Raiden wins. Fruitality."

 

[j2boobs]

This question is going to guys only. Have any of you ever tried to masturbate with a banana? I read somewhere that you can scoop the inside of the fruit out and fuck it. Does anyone else have any other good masturbation tips? I might try the banana thing sometime soon.

http://www.jackinworld.com/ is the place I read about the use of banana, among numerous other tips as well...

 

[lasrifle]

My god... FRUIT pervs? what is this world comin to

 

[Becks...poamr]

get the lawyers.....discrimination..........discrimination..........i say

That's what I say, too.

 

[senob44]

I'm not ashamed to say I masturbate with bananas. I stick them in my ass and then return them to the store. :dunno:

 

[clogselfe]

Heard about fucking shoes, but fruit - that's new to me!

 

[Soliter]

maybe for 1" dick,but obviously not for me. cucumber seems reasonable (never try this though),but banana?!

 

[black amal]

wow, a little too advanced for me. What happened to the good old fashioned hand? Did it go out of style?

 

[wrayven]

Maybe you should get a Fleshlight as it will work better than a banana.