"Masturbate for Peace"

I thought this quote was kind of funny



"Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful petitions on this site. This is an international movement for peace. So far we have received over 17,000 petitions from 91 countries and all 50 of the United States."
here is the link to take a look....http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
 
The posters are very funny...as far as the quote "Masturbate for Peace" I would much rather masturbate to a good porn or just kickin back in a hot bath thinking of Bradd Pitt while rubbing my clit.
 
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om3ga

It's good to be the king...
I can see it now - Condeleeza Rice & Dick Cheney asking Dubya to "Masturbate for Peace".......

:1orglaugh
 
******* said:
The posters are very funny...as far as the quote "Masturbate for Peace" I would much rather masturbate to a good porn or just kickin back in a hot bath thinking of Bradd Pitt while rubbing my clit.
And when you do that, just remember: "War is shit, rub your clit"! :D
(I was LMAO on some quotes of that site)

I even filled out the form including my quote: "War is shite - wank day and night!".

:hatsoff: Jackson
 
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I usually have some peaceful thoughts in my mind when I'm jerkin'.

Not like I wanna think about burning small kittens or kicking some homeless guy.
 
master-bator said:
"Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace.


I know people that focus their thoughts and energy on something until their ears bleed and their eyes pop out of their heads. Usually this involves someone’s favorite sports franchise. Unfortunately, it doesn't work for that either. uhhhhhh......masturbate for peace...It's a nice gesture........I guess... :confused:
 
Jacksson_77 said:
And when you do that, just remember: "War is shit, rub your clit"! :D
(I was LMAO on some quotes of that site)

I even filled out the form including my quote: "War is shite - wank day and night!".

:hatsoff: Jackson
That is a very true statement and would make a very funny banner "War is shit, rub your clit"! fo me of course....lol
 
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