masterbating to porn

[Irony]

love it, go every day, unless with other women

 

[SeraphiM]

Jeez, another pointless thread that was meant to discuss nothing and leads no where :dunno:

 

[RogueWolf]

Wow...wait... You mean you look at porn...and then masturbate...??? Why didn't I ever think of that???

 

[jumbo_jim]

I do enjoy a good old wank to porn but not on a daily basis.

Sometimes I wank because of my imagination has got me hard.

 

[hedonis]

Actually, I think it's why porn was invented so many years ago. Wanking material.

H

 

[Jack N. Off]

Jeez, another pointless thread that was meant to discuss nothing and leads no where :dunno:

Jeez, another pointless post that was meant to put down a thread and leads to nowhere. Chill out dude. If you dont like it, dont read it.:wave2: :rubbel: :banana:

 

[member2686]

LMAO!!! That's hilarious!!! How did I miss this last night?! :eek: :nanner: :thumbsup:

I dress my hand up like a nurse. :1orglaugh

Nice way to piss off a moderator...

Jeez, another pointless post that was meant to put down a thread and leads to nowhere. Chill out dude. If you dont like it, dont read it.

 

[Jack N. Off]

Moderator shmoderator, he is just a horny person like the rest of us. If this pisses him off, then he should not be a mod in the first place. :tongue: :wave:

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

Well i'll add some more fun to this lovely thread by giving other phrases for jackin:

Changing your oil
Dishonorable discharge
Getting your palm red
Ironing out some wrinkles
Manning the cockpit
Milking the meat banana
Playing hand hockey
Playing the pipe organ
Punching your way into heaven
Roughing up the suspect
Sending out the troops
Snake charming
Spreading the mayo
Sending the seamen ashore
Firing off some knuckle children
Fighting the one-eyed monster
polishing the knob
Clean the pipes
Charm the cobra
drein the vein
doodle your noodle
five finger shuffle
hand to gland combat

 

[That One Guy]

masturbating will cause premature ejaculation...I prefer to do it seldomy

i think thats about right, less its done, better the feeling when it happens:glugglug:

 

[Jack N. Off]

Wrong. The more you whack, the longer you will be able to attack. The more you play, the longer ability you will have to stay. You see, I have whacked off pretty much everyday for almost 30 years, and when I am with a woman, I have the staying power to give her all she wants, and then I can cum at any time. It is all about practice. So grab that thing of yours and stroke it for hours at a time so you can learn some self restraint. In the end, your lady will thank you.

 

[SeraphiM]

Jeez, another pointless post that was meant to put down a thread and leads to nowhere. Chill out dude. If you dont like it, dont read it.:wave2: :rubbel: :banana:

and this from a senior member :1orglaugh

 

[Montrealman]

What ? Whacking to porn ? We can do that ? It's allowed ?

 

[That One Guy]

Wrong. The more you whack, the longer you will be able to attack. The more you play, the longer ability you will have to stay. You see, I have whacked off pretty much everyday for almost 30 years, and when I am with a woman, I have the staying power to give her all she wants, and then I can cum at any time. It is all about practice. So grab that thing of yours and stroke it for hours at a time so you can learn some self restraint. In the end, your lady will thank you.

im srry, but i have to dissagree with that, maybe it depends on the person, but u dont really need training for longevity, it mind over matter in most cases and im not sayin what u do isnt great, just that, to each their own i guess

 

[4G63]

Wrong. The more you whack, the longer you will be able to attack. The more you play, the longer ability you will have to stay. You see, I have whacked off pretty much everyday for almost 30 years, and when I am with a woman, I have the staying power to give her all she wants, and then I can cum at any time. It is all about practice. So grab that thing of yours and stroke it for hours at a time so you can learn some self restraint. In the end, your lady will thank you.

All things in moderation. Scumming to desire is the downfall of man.

 

[pussyman69]

Actually, I think it's why porn was invented so many years ago. Wanking material.

H

AGREE:rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel:

 

[biguy73]

what i like about it sooooooooo much you can be with any one at anytime you want

 

[Tbagga32]

I think this is the wrong site to bring this up on. Is anyone really against beating off here?? I think you just want reassurance that your not alone.


.......and you're not. Keep it up!

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

I think this is the wrong site to bring this up on. Is anyone really against beating off here?? I think you just want reassurance that your not alone.


.......and you're not. Keep it up!

I have never wacked off one time in my entire life before.
:shy:
*waits to see if anyone believes it*
...
*spits out water* AHAHAHAHA LMFAO :rofl2: Im sorry I couldnt say it with a straight face.

 

[Baal]

My penis is out right now...I'm wackin it as we speak....er........hey....where did everybody go...LOL