Martian Woman Spotted on Mars

[Straight Shooter]

The truth is out there… but you probably won’t find it at UFOlogist websites. Mashable draws our attention to an article posted over at UFO Sightings Daily that dissects a recent picture taken by NASA’s Curiosity Rover on Mars that supposedly depicts a woman standing on the surface of the planet.

Yes, the shape in the picture does sort of look like a humanoid woman standing on top of some rocks. Of course, the photo was taken so far away from “her” that it’s impossible to tell anything for certain — in all likelihood this is just a part of the rock formation.

But don’t tell that to UFO Sightings Daily!

“I have to admit, it looks like a woman partly cloaked,” the website writes. “The woman seems to have breasts…indicated by the shadow on its chest.”

Oh really, true detective? Do go on.

“We also see two arms that are lighter in color and what looks like a head with long hair. Its hard to tell if this is a living being, or a statue of a being from long ago,” the author continues. “However, a statue that small would be eroded and destroyed easily, so it has a higher chance of being a living being.”

Sure, unless the statue was made from the same adamantium used as the structure of Wolverine’s skeleton. An alien statue made of that substance would certainly be able to survive for many centuries, which makes sense because the aliens likely wanted to use it as a marker to help us discover the intergalactic Mass Relay system.

Oh, what’s that, you say? Neither Wolverine nor the plot of Mass Effect are real? Hey, using the same powers of deduction used by UFOlogist websites, I can make them as real as I want them to be!

http://bgr.com/2015/08/10/nasa-curiosity-rover-mars-pictures-woman/

 

[Rane1071]

Does she have three tits?

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[Antonella Kahllo]

It looks like she has JJ cup breasts :eek:

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Does she have three tits?

Yes of course baby!

Wanna touch?, I also have a double vagina! Did you have two dicks?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

A woman on mars? No problem. A guy on Uranus? Now that's a problem.

 

[itputsthelotion]

Well Mars does need moms.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[sean miguel]

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You can definitely make out some cleavage and with Mars' much lower gravity, imagine that bounce.

rep to the first person who faps to that. No proof needed, we'll just go with the honor system.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Who gives a crap about Mars, anyway? Earth is where it's at, bro. Earth is a goddamned universal treasure.

 

[Supafly]

M-A-R-S, MARS bitches

 

[smoknn]

if you look at the bottom you can see big foot climbing on the rocks.....i dont see a woman? dont see how they can verify a gender? i cant tell if that is a male or female or transsexual big foot??

 

[Rane1071]

Seriously though, what are we looking at a D cup or a C?
And is 'she' holding a big-ass ray-gun?

*cue X-Files music*

Who gives a crap about Mars, anyway? Earth is where it's at, bro. Earth is a goddamned universal treasure.

>snip img<

:1orglaugh

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

If we can rope Porno Dan into this, we'll have come full circle.

And even worse, he's never been to Mars.

 

[Rane1071]

If we can rope Porno Dan into this, we'll have come full circle.

And even worse, he's never been to Mars.

:1orglaugh
Yeah I can just hear that guy, he'll be like "Porno Dan has never fucked a Martian chick blah blah blah."

 

[Scancunt42]

will she be added to freeones?

 

[maildude]

So let's tally this up. So far we've seen:
--a woman
--a crashed spaceship
--several cities
--a rat
--an ape
--a golf cart
--an outhouse
--a human skull
--a donut shop
--a lizard
--robots
--severed human body parts
--a Jetsons lunch box
--an abandoned outdoor concert stage
--bones
--a chicken
--totem poles
--basketballs
--a Piggly Wiggly egg carton (empty)
--coffins
--heads sticking out of the ground
--oh...and that face.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

^ you forgot Paul Rudd dressed as Earf and dancing really badly.

 

[Supafly]

...
You can see why someone might think that looks like a woman. Unlike most of the stuff in the photo, this object is upright rather than horizontal. The pattern of light and shadow is vaguely human-like. Of course, the “woman” would only be a few inches tall, based on the size of the rocks around “her”. If that doesn’t bug you (maybe “she’s” a statuette or somethin’), try clicking on the full high-resolution image and zooming in. You’ll see that all the details your brain fills in disappear. One video I saw last week kept the “woman” in by outlining “her” in red, obviously for that reason.
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http://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewfrancis/2015/08/10/no-thats-not-a-woman-on-mars/

 

[Supafly]

...
You can see why someone might think that looks like a woman. Unlike most of the stuff in the photo, this object is upright rather than horizontal. The pattern of light and shadow is vaguely human-like. Of course, the “woman” would only be a few inches tall, based on the size of the rocks around “her”. If that doesn’t bug you (maybe “she’s” a statuette or somethin’), try clicking on the full high-resolution image and zooming in. You’ll see that all the details your brain fills in disappear. One video I saw last week kept the “woman” in by outlining “her” in red, obviously for that reason.
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http://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewfrancis/2015/08/10/no-thats-not-a-woman-on-mars/

 

[ChuckFaze]

Woman? What? Where? When?
That looks more like one of those 5th rate monster wannabees on the old Lost in Space TV show.