Will reminds me so much of Dwight Schrute from The Office. As much as he pisses so many people off on here, I think because I see him as "our" Dwight, he's never really bothered me. And unike the guy who really is (IMO) the biggest troll on here, Will can have a sense of humor about himself.
But anyway, you have a wife, a sex slave and an unpaid farmhand standing in a room. So how many people are standing in the room?
Dwight/Will:
ONE!!!
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