Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bodies'

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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The NFL has the WonderLic test...what does the U.S. military have?

Armed Service Vocational Aptitude Battery. If you weren't in special education, you probably had to take it in high school.
 
Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod

Armed Service Vocational Aptitude Battery. If you weren't in special education, you probably had to take it in high school.

If I took it, I don't remember taking it. What is the "Battery" part about?
 
Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod

Why the hell would someone allow that to be filmed? Maybe each branch of the military needs to devote some time to this in their respective basic training programs. I guess this isn't covered by common sense. None of the people in that video thought that maybe having a video record of them pissing on dead bodies might not be a good idea?
 
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Support the Troops!!!!

this is a borderline homo-erotic fantasy for gunhappy jarheads.

"Another of them jokes: 'Golden like a shower' and 'Yeahhhh!' as they groan with relief whilst urinating."

So creepy.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
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Armed Service Vocational Aptitude Battery. If you weren't in special education, you probably had to take it in high school.

I remember that. Scored 90's across the board. Never knew why or how, or if it ever mattered taking it. Thanks for taking me back to the thrilling days of yesteryear.
 
Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod

Armed Service Vocational Aptitude Battery. If you weren't in special education, you probably had to take it in high school.

I didn't take it, claimed I was a conscientious objector. And it's exactly this reason we need people like this, I ain't gonna fight. So I don't see the logic in condemning or punishing these guys. They were trained to be efficient, morally ambiguous killing machines and when they achieve this you can't be sorry you let the dog off the chain. These guys are the direct result of the indoctrination of the "survive for a living" ... lay waste to all oncomers and pi$$ on their bodies mentality they were trained for.

One of my college roommates had a picture of his dad smiling and holding up a severed head of a Viet Cong officer. I'd say post mortem mutilation is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than a little pee on some dead Gomer's useless corpse.

Exactly, this is not a new phenomenon. Bad $hit happens in war.
 
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hell even during the early years of the Pacific Theater grunts would send home the cleaned SKULLS of Imperial soldiers to their WIVES as paperweights and various other trophy uses. this is nothing compared to that (even though i dont care that that happened during WWII).

i see no problem
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
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So what? It's war, not a game of cricket.

Where's all the outrage when American and NATO soldiers are stripped, mutilated and dragged through the streets by a crowd of ass-holes?.
 
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So what? It's war, not a game of cricket.

Where's all the outrage when American and NATO soldiers are stripped, mutilated and dragged through the streets by a crowd of ass-holes?.

you mean there wasn't any outrage when that happenend?

I think its wrong for either party. War or no war, this shit should not happen.

PS, if you are going to do it at least make sure no one films it. Idiots!
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
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*enters thread*
*makes a point of saying nothing*
*leaves thread*
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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*pisses on VV*
*sticks around to see if he responds*
 
Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod

Bit pointless really. Them guys are already dead, hardly going to care. Your enemies won't care much either they'll just fight you even harder and do some degration of their own.
 
Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod

While I can't get outraged over the actions of these soldiers, such actions do provide more than enough ammunition to the other side for propaganda purposes in order to garner further converts. Undermining the policy laid down by those in charge of military strategy, with its need to bring about a sense of normalcy and to win hearts and minds (to a certain extent) which is at the heart of the particular branch of counterinsurgency they decided to put into practice.
 

PirateKing

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What, wouldn't you guys like someone to pee on your corpse? I know I would. How is my spirit going to be cleansed otherwise?
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
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A stupid thing to film for sure. As BB says, this is bound to cost us some rep points.

We got bin Laden. Why are we still fucking around over there?? :confused:
 

webjules

Banned
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I think this story is really sad. It isn't surprising given how awful war is and the reality of sending young people off to fight and kill, yet maintain such a level of morality at the same time.
 
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I'm going to lose a lot of sleep tonight worrying about this.
 
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