Im in my therapy session for narcissism complex. You don’t believe my complex so I prove to you that I cant keep my hands off myself. Nobody, including you and myself can deny my perfection. Im in love myself and have every reason to be. So, what do you think doctor? Does everything look up to par? I have a level of perfection that I ALWAYS strive for, I won’t be seen as anything below that. I’m sure you have never looked at anything as breathtaking as me, but of course, I value your expertise. You see other beautiful creatures, I want to make sure I’m at a higher level, so that’s why I hired you today. I’ll be running the meeting, I want to make sure you agree that I have every reason to be a narcissist. Don’t worry, I fully expect you to jerk yourself off to me, I know men and women can’t help themselves. So not only do I not mind, I actually demand it. My biggest problem is not lack of masturbation, but really I have difficulty not playing with myself. The biggest challenge is which part of my body I will jerk off to. That’s why I need help, as much as I love sex, I can’t find anyone that matches the intense level of perfection that I strive for and attain. I get unfulfilled from sex. I only wish I could be on the other end and fuck myself so I could enjoy both ends. If only cloning were possible, as much as I enjoy sex with various partners, I only get off from the site of my perfect body parts during the act, I merely use men and women to see how I look like in the act. It’s all about ME ME ME...
