Man rips out his own eyes. In church.

I haven't read the article yet but, "Fuckin A Bro!" :eek:
 
Jesus fucking dogshit! That's something out of Event Horizon!
 
OK, OK, I admit it. I was the voice he heard. It's kind of my thing. I travel around the world to attend church services. I find a likely target and sit behind them. About 5 minutes into the service I start to whisper asinine things to do. You would be surprised at how gullible some of these bat-shit crazy church goers are.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Maybe he saw the light!! ..

Sorry, bad joke.
 

Mayhem

Banned
It's been a while but the last time I was in a church, I distinctly remember the urge to gouge my eyes out too.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I'm sure there are hundreds of people, that no one knows about, who have read the shit on this forum and ripped their eyes out too.

sorry
:facepalm:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I used drink the holy water and still do.
 
(whisper from behind him): Psst....Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.....yeah, you. Gouge out your fuckin' eyes right now!

:wtf:
 

PirateKing

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Awesome.

I'm not exactly sure what message he was trying to get across, but I'm sure he scared the shit out of a lot of people. Of course now and for the rest of his life he won't be able to enjoy sights like sunsets, paintings or a porn star DP. Sucks to be him.
 
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