Man Admits Sex With Dogs, Gets 30 Days

[Vicky Vette]

"21-Year-Old From Washington State Banned From Owning Pets For Two Years"

ONLY 2 YEARS?!

Despite the obvious jokes like 'give the dog a bone' ... this is really screwed up... thirty days? a two year ban from pets?

Dude needs some serious mental examination. Thirty days means he will be out in three. The only way of deterrance is putting assholes like this on the sex offenders list.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Despite the obvious jokes like 'give the dog a bone' ... this is really screwed up... thirty days? a two year ban from pets?

Dude needs some serious mental examination. Thirty days means he will be out in three. The only way of deterrance is putting assholes like this on the sex offenders list.

I wonder if they did start putting animal "lovers" on the sex offender list, if they would be banned from living within 100 yards of dog parks, zoos or veteranarian clinics.

 

[om3ga]

Always wondered what happened to Peter Venkman, Ph.D....

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Always wondered what happened to Peter Venkman, Ph.D....

I'm still trying to figure this one out.

 

[Johan]

Give the guy a pitbull or some kind of rottweiler, he'll never try again...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I don't see what the big deal is. I have dated lots of dogs over the years (and a few pigs as well).

Best response by far. Congratulations! You've won a free concrete boat.

 

[JakeSnake]

:throwup:.

 

[busenbust]

The Dog's Bollocks (Brit saying). :yahoo:

 

[BlueBalls]

The Dog's Bollocks (Brit saying). :yahoo:

Yeah but it usually means that something was good, not the ones you just jizzed all over. Although I guess that can be one in the same.

Unless you're talking about the beer:
http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dogs_bollocks.jpeg

Squeezed from the finest dog testicles in all of Oxford.... :bowdown:

 

[habo9]

Thats disgusting!!!!!!

I remember a guy in England somewhere a couple of years ago got caught screwing a goat or a sheep in a field & he got caught because there was a train track next to the field & the train stopped for a red light & all the passengers saw him & called the police , but he got away & finally caught him by taking DNA from the goats ass & matched it up to him :rofl:


How embarressing would it be having to go up to court for that ,yes m'lud we have DNA evidence & 50 witnesses :rofl:

What posseses people :dunno:

 

[mrtrebus]

I preferred Dogbolter, from the late lamented Firkin pub chain.

 

[tunsty]

30 DAYS!



Throw the guy a frickin' bone..

 

[Ozmanks]

Well, since he's headed to jail what do you think his favorite position is since he's more than likely going to get raped a few times? I'll say doggy style.

 

[BlueBalls]

Well, since he's headed to jail what do you think his favorite position is since he's more than likely going to get raped a few times? I'll say doggy style.

Nah too obvious.

I'm guessing The Kneeling Pretzel.

 

[thebear247]

Nah too obvious.

I'm guessing The Kneeling Pretzel.

how do you go to jail and explain it to the other guys ...

what are you in for i robbed someone
what are you in for assult
what are you in for having sex with my dog.

i mean i would rather lie yeah i ebat up an old lady anything then yeah i just fucked my dog ahh what a bitch i wont ever forget those eyes

 

[BlueBalls]

how do you go to jail and explain it to the other guys ...

what are you in for i robbed someone
what are you in for assult
what are you in for having sex with my dog.

i mean i would rather lie yeah i ebat up an old lady anything then yeah i just fucked my dog ahh what a bitch i wont ever forget those eyes

I would think you keep that to yourself. Or you just come out with it and take the beatings and anal poundings that follow. It's only 30 days he wont have to put up with it very long.

Unless they have special sections where they keep the sex offenders . . .

 

[ninetysixcavy]

Can I quote DJ Quik? "Sometimes you feel like a nut..." :sing::anonymous:sing:

 

[Ozmanks]

Nah too obvious.

I'm guessing The Kneeling Pretzel.

It might also be the Hail Mary (bent over praying while crying because of the extreme pain being inflicted upon the anal cavity) Being a dog owner, I really hope Ron Jeremy or John/Johan Falcon is in that jail with him and decides to rape him.

 

[mrtrebus]

But was he the bender or the sender?

 

[Ozmanks]

But was he the bender or the sender?

I don't even want to think about that.