Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
This is just heinous. But the comment board at the bottom of the story has some really funny stuff.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/06/02/national/main5056419.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/06/02/national/main5056419.shtml