Man Admits Sex With Dogs, Gets 30 Days

Poor dogs didn't want a milkbone THAT bad.

Gah-lee.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Well I don't think they were asking for it. I thought the story would get no weirder than the perverted sex but he was also a FURRY! I think he got off easy with just a 30 day sentence.
 
Bitches were asking for it.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
::groans and laughs:: Oh, the jokes in here are just about awful. In a good way. ;)
 
thats just awful as a dog lover ( no pun intended ) he should of got worse then just 30 days i mean thats just fucked up
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
the cattle and sheep are demanding equal time your honor . Where is the justice ? Has it been mooooved to the left and baaaaaadly administered?
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
 

Facetious

Moderated
C'mon guys lighten up ! the poor man is just following his impulses ! Don't be so judgmental . . . oh, and bigoted. :tongue:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Jokes, hmm?

"Your honor, it's not my fault. I didn't want to have sex with my dog, but he just couldn't keep his PAWS OFF OF ME!"

:rim shot:

Prosecutor Michael Golden told a Washington radio station Whitson is a member of a group known as the Furries who identify with an animal and dress the part in makeup, ears and tail.

HAHAHAHAHA, the FURRIES?!?!?!
 
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