making things to jerk off into

[HARDmatureANAL]

hey there!

listen, when i wank, i usually do it into some old boxers that were in the dirty clothes from the beginning of the week (but i seriously don't get an amazing orgasm if i just lube up and cum)
if i don't have much time, like my roommate is coming home with his broad soon, or its during the middle of the night, i usually cum in a sock (better orgasm than the boxers)
but ive also made these fake vaginas with a toilet paper roll and a bag and hang cream in a pillow or whatever...i quivered after cumming! (yes im a virgin, saving it for the right time)

is there ANY other way of making a vagina (or even an asshole) with house supplies that i can easily throw away or hide.

to be honest, the whole toilet paper role and sandwhich bag didn't work because my cock ended up breaking out the bag because there was only about 3.5" to fuck.

:dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno:

 

[anotheruser]

Just go to Amazon and buy one of those fake vaginas man.

 

[HARDmatureANAL]

Just go to Amazon and buy one of those fake vaginas man.

no man, i don't have the money for that shit

 

[luis1972]

imagination...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

step by step instructions for homemade Fleshlight jerky pleasure

http://www.tricklife.com/view.php?id=747

hilarious soundtrack too

Also:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465

Have fun! You weirdo .......

 

[HARDmatureANAL]

what about the white powder that gets on ur hands from the glove...would that get on ur cock? lol

 

[TheOrangeCat]

what about the white powder that gets on ur hands from the glove...would that get on ur cock? lol

I imagine it would dissolve in the lube - and even if not,, can't be any worse than the debris lurking inside your old boxers and sock .....

 

[Facetious]

JO on a budget, huh?


:thinks:

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50 feet of very soft and smooth 1 1/2'' swimming pool backwash hose - $20.00 . . .
the rest is up to you.

 

[pete rose]

time capsule

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Contact Martha Stewart. She'll be happy to inform you how to make a vagina out of handy household items like a Coca-Cola can, a coffee filter, a piece of liver, and strawberry gelatin. It's a good thing.

 

[Facetious]

time capsule

Hey, what about your grapefruit pussy contraption?
:clap:

 

[Legzman]

rubber glove and a washcloth. Thats how they do in the pen!

 

[shayd]

Soda can.

 

[pete rose]

Hey, what about your grapefruit pussy contraption?
:clap:

That wasn't me.