Not sports specific here, but i got a weird request for you all. The guys and I are going to a baseball game and we're going to make signs that insult players of the opposing team BUT we want them to be so completely harmless that they aren't even really insults. We have a couple already like "_____ sleeps with a night light", "______ thought the Goonies was okay but overrated" and "______ sings Katy Perry in the shower". Just wondering if anyone can think of anything funny we could use?