Make your own title for this one.

[Kreitzer]

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html :1orglaugh:rofl:

 

[LBP 76]

I am slightly speechless.

 

[bigblackgiver]

Confucius say, Man who has sex with table is not into fast food

 

[SBTNW]

i would love to see that video...

 

[stockfisch]

he was arrested cause he fucked an table?? Why?? It´s ok when he likes it.

 

[Fresno]

table sex

 

[negator]

the table is hot.

 

[BlueBalls]

Table sexually abused by man. Witnesses say it looked consensual

 

[AFA]

I'm actually surprised we don't have more threads on this here.

Your 5 favorite tables.

Which 5 tables do you want to have sex with, etc. etc.

 

[Friday on my mind]

I find it amusing that the advertisement on the links page is Lowes pushing their patio furniture.Nothing like having an ad tie in to the story.:1orglaugh

 

[member006]

Its his table, its not like he violated his neighbors. Now that would have been a crime. He even admitted taking it inside sometimes. I guess the weather was good that day and there was no need. The video taken was invasion of privacy and at most he should get charged with 'exposure'. Thats not having sex, he should be made to move his 'friend' inside and treat her well. Maybe a faux fur cover? A nice rub down?

*suddenly invisions torre at Lowe's hunting down the perfect table*

LL

 

[jdb67]

It could have been worse.... He could have been caught molesting a chair!!!...

 

[Mistyck]

So did the table press charges? Or did the lawn chair feel left out and go to the cops?

Title: Can't have a picnic without a little wood.

 

[AFA]

Its his table, its not like he violated his neighbors. Now that would have been a crime. He even admitted taking it inside sometimes. I guess the weather was good that day and there was no need. The video taken was invasion of privacy and at most he should get charged with 'exposure'. Thats not having sex, he should be made to move his 'friend' inside and treat her well. Maybe a faux fur cover? A nice rub down?

*suddenly invisions torre at Lowe's hunting down the perfect table*

LL

I don't know if it's legal in his state, apparently not. Have they been pronounced, "Man and Table", by a circuit judge or religious figure?

Personally I just checked Lowe's Saturday for outdoor tables, and while attractive and with nice legs, they were rather more than I thought I could spend.

 

[negator]

update:
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/articles/2008/03/31/front/662913.txt

they're going to have to do dna testing on the chaise lounge.
a charge of incest may be on the docket.

 

[FAH-Q]

Its his table, its not like he violated his neighbors. Now that would have been a crime. He even admitted taking it inside sometimes. I guess the weather was good that day and there was no need. The video taken was invasion of privacy and at most he should get charged with 'exposure'. Thats not having sex, he should be made to move his 'friend' inside and treat her well. Maybe a faux fur cover? A nice rub down?

*suddenly invisions torre at Lowe's hunting down the perfect table*

LL

sometimes being the key word. thats why its illegal.

 

[member006]

update:
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/articles/2008/03/31/front/662913.txt

they're going to have to do dna testing on the chaise lounge.
a charge of incest may be on the docket.

He does look very happy. I say leave him alone. :dunno:

btw maybe Bellevue is a clue?

LL

 

[gunslingingbird]

I always thought that if you stuck your dick in a hole in a wooden picnic table you would get splinters. That's enough to keep my unit in my pants.

 

[Mistyck]

I always thought that if you stuck your dick in a hole in a wooden picnic table you would get splinters. That's enough to keep my unit in my pants.

Maybe it was plastic...? :dunno:

 

[senob44]

Tables are strictly for the leg lovers. Four legs, but no boobs (unless you paste some on there, or so I've heard...:shy.