Make **** Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

In Canadia they have polar bear crossings at every intersection.
 
In many parts of Southern USA, they do have road signs advising of ******* nearby. But instead of being used as a caution sign, they are used as an encouragement for vehicles to gain speed and create there next meal.
 
In the United states when you go to mc donalds, you get your order super-sized even when you dont ask for it to be

In the united states if your house is on wheels, you are ****** to have at least 5 ********

in the southern united states, if a woman does not give birth to there direct ****** members ********, they will be sentenced to the death penalty
 
In the United states when you go to mc donalds, you get your order super-sized even when you dont ask for it to be

In the united states if your house is on wheels, you are ****** to have at least 5 ********

in the southern united states, if a woman does not give birth to there direct ****** members ********, they will be sentenced to the death penalty

First, it's their, not there.

Second, you don't really get how this thread works, do you?
 
The British health department now requires all ******** born after 2007 to be vaccinated for cooties.
 
The British health department now requires all ******** born after 2007 to be vaccinated for cooties.
The 'National Health' service can't afford that - they've spent all our money on computer systems that don't work and focus groups!
 
A Frenchman's asshole might be beyond filthy but the rest of him is absolutely immaculate.

Not true, they use bidets (sp?) every time they ****.

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To get back at us for splitting from them England taught much of India how to speak English in the hopes someday we would be infuriated when all our customer service calls transferred over there and everybody had a hard time getting anything fixed.

Due to their disgruntled and morose nature England also not only inflicted upon the world one of the worst plagues humanity has ever experienced, but also somehow fooled most of the world into thinking it was actually something good. We in the US call that soccer.
 
To get back at us for splitting from them England taught much of India how to speak English in the hopes someday we would be infuriated when all our customer service calls transferred over there and everybody had a hard time getting anything fixed.

Due to their disgruntled and morose nature England also not only inflicted upon the world one of the worst plagues humanity has ever experienced, but also somehow fooled most of the world into thinking it was actually something good. We in the US call that soccer.
Just wait until you get test match Cricket!
 
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