Machete Trailer

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[squidman]

Fucking awsome!!!

 

[Icewater Jones]

No less than guaranteed awesomeness!!!


Epic.


...though I wonder if it'll be available for viewing in Arizona?

 

[darkwarrior3007]

That is fucking cool! They should have the premiere in Arizona.

 

[meesterperfect]

oh man.
the bad guys used to be *********, rapists, psychos, bad cops.......
death wish, dirty harry, chuck norris, rambo,
now its what? border control guys?
oh jesus, jesus christ.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

I knew this movie was gonna be kick ass..but now that I know Robert DeNiro is gonna be in it, holy fuck.

And I hope Lindsey Lohan gets ****** within the first 5 minutes.

 

[Legzman]

Will have to see that. Michelle Rodriquez is fuckin sexy!!!

 

[jod0565]

Looks good and I hope LL shows some boobage.

 

[L3ggy]

This should be fun

 

[phanto_1985]

The thing i like in this movie it's the casting.

 

[mrtrebus]

"We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us!"

 

[PirateKing]

I love those movies that are so intentionally cheesy that they're funny. Looks like it's worth a see.

 

[Patrick_S]

I can´t believe i´m saying this but i´m actually going to watch a movie with Steven Seagal in it.

 

[HELLRAISER]

Awesome!

No less than guaranteed awesomeness!!!


Epic.


...though I wonder if it'll be available for viewing in Arizona?

I'm sure it will since it will probably create more anti-brown skin hysteria in Arizona which in turn will help NeoCons turn that wasteland further into a police state

 

[meesterperfect]

"We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us!"

yeah, i agree with you mrtrebus, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
are the implications that the border has no right or reason to exist?
That the border is the enemy and should be destroyed?

Thank you for pointing out that gross example of anti-americanism.
nice job!
bueno trabajo amigo!

 

[celebrian]

So it's no longer a mere rumour, there will definitely be a Machete movie.
That's just freaking awesome.

 

[BlueBalls]

That's hilarious.

 

[Legzman]

So it's no longer a mere rumour, there will definitely be a Machete movie.
That's just freaking awesome.

Thought it was fake, till I looked it up on IMDB

 

[drf]

"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"

 

[Neutron66]

And I hope Lindsey Lohan gets ****** within the first 5 minutes.

Even if she does she'll still milk it for years as some sort of a "comeback."