Lost of the glens penis

lol... i just forgot what its proper name was! :p
 
well there was an incident at leavers 2 weeks ago in Perth on an Island called Rottnest (spelling? :p) and this boy who turned 18 lost his virginity the night before. He had sex with this girl and then during the night she must of given him a hand job or something (i hope not a blowjob!) and was in great pain and saw the nurse at the extra clinics set up for leavers week because his foreskin was ripped right back and the (not aware of the names) the bit of skin on the 'underside' of the shaft that goes to the head of the penis was also torn....

He proceeded to tell the nurse that firstly he was worried about any STD's he might have and also he was telling the nurse that it (the sex prior to the injury) was fucking awesome and he wanted to do it again! He also wanted to know how long it will take for him to heal and get back on his bike and continue this new found pleasurable concept from...

She said to him "You have waited 18 years, i am sure you can wait a few more weeks or so until it heals to start having sexual intercourse again". He was shocked as leavers would be over by then... and he had to face the fact that he would be doing no more fucking for the rest of leavers..... LOL

the positive side of his accident was that he was free of any STD/STI's when he was tested :p
 

Torre82

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OMG :eek::eek::eek: that clip was one of the most brutal things i've ever seen. that is, until i clicked the link next to it to the "montana bull branding and castration." that quickly became the most brutal thing i've ever seen. my balls and i feel for these creatures. i hope, some day, some time, some place, karma strikes back, and these asshats are castrated.
 
Ya know Binnef.. that brings up another point. He said lost.. noone mentioned if it was literally found.. or if he just 'lost' it as in temporarily and then sewn back on.

Or what about a third, BME-style option.. he doesnt have his cock but they made a plasti-/rubberized or waxed version of it? Like Evita Peron or that exhibit that travels all over showing people from the inside.

I know who Binnef is, and don't think Evita Peron ever had one to lose, but I don't know Noone except that I think he was in Herman's Hermits? :dunno:
 
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