LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down aisle

[Petra]

Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

Whores

I'm hurt. I'm an upcoming bride.

 

[oscabares]

Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

I'm hurt. I'm an upcoming bride.

don't ask me to be your bridemaid!... oh wait, I'm a man... I CAN'T BE! :nanner:

 

[BlueBalls]

Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

I'm hurt. I'm an upcoming bride.

Really? I would have thought you would have worn that title as some sort of badge of honour.... :dunno:

All right fine, how about "drama queen."

That better?

 

[Petra]

Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

don't ask me to be your bridemaid!... oh wait, I'm a man... I CAN'T BE! :nanner:

No worries, no bridesmaids in my wedding. One of my witnesses is a guy.

Really? I would have thought you would have worn that title as some sort of badge of honour.... :dunno:

All right fine, how about "drama queen."

That better?

Yes.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

I'd hate to have a significant other who was vain, shallow, or fat. That's just wrong.

Fixed it for you.

Really? I would have thought you would have worn that title as some sort of badge of honour.... :dunno:

All right fine, how about "drama queen."

That better?

Yes.

Wow, I thought you would have preferred Bridezilla.

 

[GregCentauro]

Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

They can't be that fat when they still fit through the aisle.