LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down aisle

As every bride knows, planning the big day involves some big choices.

But it seems picking bridesmaids is the most weighty decision of all.

A third of British women say they would choose an overweight friend to make them appear slimmer as they walk down the aisle, according to research.

And many give heavy consideration to their guestlist, as 40 per cent claim slim guests would make them feel self-conscious.

Just under half of brides also go on a diet in order to look their best for their special day.

But the survey, which was carried out by diet planners Slim-Fast, revealed that it's not just those exchanging vows who worry about their weight at a wedding - a fifth of female guests feel the need to diet for the occasion.

The company's nutritionist Fiona Hunter said yesterday: 'The wedding season is a time when every woman wants to look good, whether it's for their big day or for their friend's, and there are ways to boost your confidence.

'This survey reveals that some bridesmaids and even female guests feel the stresses of looking good for the event as well as the bride.

'Brides have always wanted to look their best on their wedding day but this obsession with being slender and skinny is a modern thing.

'If you're a bride all eyes are going to be on you on the day and this can make a lot of women very self conscious.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1292271/Why-brides-increasingly-picking-fatter-bridesmaids-make-look-better-big-day.html

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It is all about that special day. Any other day she returns to her normal life without those fat ass bridesmaids. Oh no! Must protect vain image! :)
 
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

That bride might need to go to a Biggest Loser casting to find her bride's maids.
 

maildude

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Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

There will not be any fat women in my wedding. That's disgusting, get it fixed.
 
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

I'll never be a brides maid. Only because I want to wear a suit not an ugly dress the bride normally picks out to make me look ugly so she looks prettier.
 

roronoa3000

Banned
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

I go to the beach with fat friends. Is that so wrong? :dunno:
 

L3ggy

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Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

I'd hate to have a significant other who was vain and shallow, that's just wrong.
 
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I'd hate to have a significant other who was vain and shallow, that's just wrong.

Exactly. Does the bride not think the soon to be husband and others do not know her body size already? Thus she has to go so far as to get a fat friend to look as she always does?

That's bullshit and I would definitely not want a lady like that.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
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I woman should have confidence in oneself.
 
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

I woman should have confidence in oneself.

At least have confidence to make a good meal and keep a clean house and laundry. :yesyes:
 

roronoa3000

Banned
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

^and make me a fucking sammich, bitch!

How rude.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

I always end up being the tallest groomsman on the grooms side and all the other guys are short, being that I am well over 6ft, I remember one wedding when I was taller that the preist and the holy halbred they carry around or whatever that thing they carry around is.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down aisle - - Ha! I would too!
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
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I'm convinced that the whole wedding planning process and putting together a wedding party brings out the absolute worst in people in general!! :mad:
 
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

That's...That's wrong! How could they? I want hot bridesmaids whenever I go to a wedding! Not overweight bridesmaids no offense! How cruelly selfish can some women really be? :(
 
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'Brides have always wanted to look their best on their wedding day

And yet they generally trowel on the makeup (particularly foundation) to the point where they start resembling mimes :eek:
Women suffer from a baffling, long-standing, wedding day mass delusion that somehow all of that makeup flatters them :wtf:
 
Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai

Hi, I'm the fat friend... and now I'm hurt :(
 
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