For some odd reason I have a soft spot for this chick in my heart.

Do your community service.
Lose the stupid tattoos. (Tho' nice Billy Joel reference on the one)
Stop bleaching your hair. Go back to being a redhead.
Straighten yourself out.
Bitchslap your mom and grow up.

Don't make me go to Hollywood or Long Island or wherever you are to straighten you out.
 
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