Libya's Gaddafi Urges 'Holy War' Against Switzerland

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GregCentauro

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8537925.stm

"Let us wage jihad against Switzerland, Zionism and foreign aggression," he said.
"Any Muslim in any part of the world who works with Switzerland is an apostate, is against Muhammad, God and the Koran."

:jester: The guy is a gifted stand-up comedian. Not even his fellow Arabs take him seriously. And now he wants to take on the mighty nation of Tell, toblerone and numbered bank accounts? Bring him on! Who does he think will do his financial laundry then? :thefinger

video for the illiterate here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2010/feb/26/muammar-gaddafi-urges-jihad-switzerland
 
collector

collector

I can´t believe that he´s actually ruling (or terrorizing) a country
 
Philbert

Philbert

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Hell, I'll go...when does the raping and pillaging start?
They got great chocolate, watches, and women over there...not to mention serious cash...I'll join the Jihad!

Is there a bus?:D
 
LezFemmez

LezFemmez

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glock27

glock27

LOL Switzerland?

Isn't Switzerland the very definition of neutrality?

I think Gaddafi might, seriously, be suffering from some sort of mental illness, akin to the Madness of King George.

You guys should "wiki" this guy's bio page. He is definitely an interesting fucker.
 
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GregCentauro

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LezFemmez said:
Easy, Switzerland detained one of his sons a while back, he's still pissed. But who cares?
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This. He attempts to rally support in the Muslim world on account of the Swiss referendum banning the erection of minarets. Gaddafi fails to see that Switzerland and erection is a contradiction in terms to begin with. :cool:
 
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Mauser98k

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the Swiss have been quietly neutral for so long it wouldn't surprise me to see them (were war to come to them) seriously fuck up their attackers. never underestimate the small, quiet countries
 
HELLRAISER

HELLRAISER

collector said:
I can´t believe that he´s actually ruling (or terrorizing) a country
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You should study world history more often to realize that assholes have been ruling and terrorizing by using religious crapaganda as a weapon of mass destruction for many centuries all the way up to the present :rolleyes:
 
meesterperfect

meesterperfect

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zionism?
i think thats probably his biggest gripe.
so the swiss have serious banks and serious cash.
are many of those banks jewish owned?
not sure but its a good chance.
i think this isjust another arab/jewish problem
 
StanScratch

StanScratch

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It's about time. The Swiss have been terrorizing this globe for long enough and it is about time we find someone brave enough to stop them.
Have you ever wondered why their cheese has holes in it? The answer is quite obvious: air. The Swiss know that pollution is quickly taking over our breathable air. They are using their holey cheese to store air so that their countrymen will have fresh air to breath once fresh air has run out around the rest of the world.
"But, Stan...that's crazy. Swiss cheese is offered around the rest of the world."
Yes, this is true - but it is not pure Swiss cheese with pure Swiss air. It is filled with a foul gas known as Fartonoxide, which emits not only an unpleasing odor, but releases a chemical when inhaled which kills brains cells, forcing us to watch more American Idol.
As we are breathing in more of this gas and watching more American Idol, the Swiss in a couple of years will release a new terror known as The Swiss ABBA. They will win an Idol tournament, taking Europe by storm - and not in a good way. Sweden, confusing this Swiss band with their own, will immediately surrender. The Germans, always fascinated by violent revolutions, will follow, followed naturally by the French. What will follow will become what is known as The Holey Cheese War, in which hoards of Swiss, armed with their fowl cheese, will attack the rest of the world, which will have no choice but to submit to their desires.
It's in Revelations, people!
 
Philbert

Philbert

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Is fowl Cheese more foul than regular scented Cheese?
How chickenshit is that?:D
 
Red Spyder

Red Spyder

My brain hurts from Muamar's illogical diatribes!! I can feel my IQ shrinking faster than the above poster's penis while swiming in an outdoor pool in Siberia in the middle of winter!

Now I feel like watching American Idol.... oh, no!!!

But he does have some cute bodyguards
 
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