A ****** passing by his ***'s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope dropped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It
was addressed, "***". With the worst premonition,
he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear ***,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because
I wanted to avoid a scene with you and ***. I've
been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
nice even with all her piercing's and tattoos, and
her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only
the passion ***, she's pregnant and Joan said
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't
care for her as she is so much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have
many more ******** with me and that's now one of
my dreams too. Joan taught me that *********
doesn't really hurt anyone and we"ll be growing it
for us and trading it with her friends for all the
******* and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS
so Joan can get better, she sure deserves it! Don't
worry ***, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be
back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your ***,
John
PS: ***, none of the above is true. I'm over at
the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind you
that there are worse things in life than my report
card that's in my desk center drawer.
I Love You!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope dropped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It
was addressed, "***". With the worst premonition,
he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear ***,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because
I wanted to avoid a scene with you and ***. I've
been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
nice even with all her piercing's and tattoos, and
her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only
the passion ***, she's pregnant and Joan said
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't
care for her as she is so much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have
many more ******** with me and that's now one of
my dreams too. Joan taught me that *********
doesn't really hurt anyone and we"ll be growing it
for us and trading it with her friends for all the
******* and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS
so Joan can get better, she sure deserves it! Don't
worry ***, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be
back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your ***,
John
PS: ***, none of the above is true. I'm over at
the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind you
that there are worse things in life than my report
card that's in my desk center drawer.
I Love You!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
