tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
A ****** passing by his ***'s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
"***."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, ***.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid
a scene with *** and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy,
and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because
of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because
she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, ***.
She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter.
We share a ***** of having many more ********. Stacy has opened my eyes
to the fact that ********* doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for
ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for
all the ******* and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure
deserves it!!
Don't worry ***, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your ***, John.
P.S. ***, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home.
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
"***."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, ***.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid
a scene with *** and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy,
and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because
of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because
she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, ***.
She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter.
We share a ***** of having many more ********. Stacy has opened my eyes
to the fact that ********* doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for
ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for
all the ******* and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure
deserves it!!
Don't worry ***, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your ***, John.
P.S. ***, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home.
