Let's hear your Porn rants / dislikes!

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What in porn videos has become very stale? In other words, what has been shown enough times already that it's tiresome and it just doesn't seem to go away in porn movies? Let's hear yours.

I'll start.... Spitting: I'm so sick of seeing a woman take a warm load into her mouth and then let it drip halfway down her chin, only to slurp it back into her mouth and then spit it into another woman's mouth.

Oh, and guys pulling their dick out to cum and ending up standing there forever, feverishly jacking off attempting to blow their load... meanwhile the actress is bored out of her mind waiting for the "money shot" that most likely is headed for her face, but just a dribble comes out of his dick.

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Chicks getting slapped.

Chicks getting punched.

Chicks getting ******.

Chicks getting 'drowned'.

That thing where the dude is fucking the chick from behind and he grabs both sides of her mouth and pulls it open.

That thing where the dude is fucking the chick from behind and he pulls her eyelids open.

Chicks getting spit on (directly in the face, not in the mouth) by dudes.

Butthole to mouth.
 
fathomite said:
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Chicks getting slapped.

Chicks getting punched.

Chicks getting ******.

Chicks getting 'drowned'.

That thing where the dude is fucking the chick from behind and he grabs both sides of her mouth and pulls it open.

That thing where the dude is fucking the chick from behind and he pulls her eyelids open.

Chicks getting spit on (directly in the face, not in the mouth) by dudes.

Butthole to mouth.
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Pretty much all of this. Although, I can get into a bit of *******...or hand around throat, as long as the girl isn't beet red and suffering a substantial loss of oxygen.
 
I never got the whole spread the chicks mouth open deal, wtf is up with that? That one went over my head.
 
here we go

i **** it when the male in the porn scene is really really really skinny

i **** it when the male in the porn scene has such a big dick that it seems to be limp throughout the whole video

i **** it when the male in a porn scene pulls his dick out and then spends eternity jacking off before he blows his load

i **** it when the male in the porn scene, finally pulls out to cum and then only has a few drops of cum come out of his dick

i **** it when the male and or female in the porn scene have a massive amount of tattoos

i **** it when the camera man filming the porn scene talks. the worst company for this is bangbros, they have this camera guy that always talks, and he is so anoying and stupid and always says the dumbest things

i **** any kind of ******** or punishment in porn scenes, even if it is fake. i really **** pornstarpunishment, worst brazzers site ever

i **** it when the male in the porn scene has such a big fake cock that he has to clench his fist around it where it meets his balls

i **** porn scenes that focus on one single position for way to long of a time

i **** it when porn scenes have a really long boring intro before the sex actually gets underway (long stupid boring intros need to be left to gwen steffani music videos)

i **** it when during a porn scene someone walks in front of the camera or an ****** is seen in the background

i **** it when the same companies use the same male pornstars over and over and over and over and over and over, such as keiren lee being in almost every brazzers scene or johnny sinns being in almost every naughty america scene

i **** it when porn scenes have really dumb excuses for plots

i **** it when porno companies hire and use guys just because they have a big dick
 
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brodkill said:
here we go

i **** it when the male in the porn scene is really really really skinny

i **** it when the male in the porn scene has such a big dick that it seems to be limp throughout the whole video

i **** it when the male in a porn scene pulls his dick out and then spends eternity jacking off before he blows his load

i **** it when the male in the porn scene, finally pulls out to cum and then only has a few drops of cum come out of his dick

i **** it when the male and or female in the porn scene have a massive amount of tattoos

i **** it when the camera man filming the porn scene talks. the worst company for this is bangbros, they have this camera guy that always talks, and he is so anoying and stupid and always says the dumbest things

i **** any kind of ******** or punishment in porn scenes, even if it is fake. i really **** pornstarpunishment, worst brazzers site ever

i **** it when the male in the porn scene has such a big fake cock that he has to clench his fist around it where it meets his balls

i **** porn scenes that focus on one single position for way to long of a time

i **** it when porn scenes have a really long boring intro before the sex actually gets underway (long stupid boring intros need to be left to gwen steffani music videos)

i **** it when during a porn scene someone walks in front of the camera or an ****** is seen in the background

i **** it when the same companies use the same male pornstars over and over and over and over and over and over, such as keiren lee being in almost every brazzers scene or johnny sinns being in almost every naughty america scene

i **** it when porn scenes have really dumb excuses for plots

i **** it when porno companies hire and use guys just because they have a big dick
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Slapping (face), excessive gagging, too much talking especially by the guy(s), girls who look like they would rather be getting their nails done... and basically anything that borders on *********** of the girl(s).
 
Spitting, aggressiveness, ******* girls, needless noise, roughness, limp dicks, talking cameramen, cameras that stay zoomed on the girl's pussy for ages, anal scenes where only one position (the girl's back) is shown, scenes with too much body oil, most lesbian scenes (very boring), girls who don't make a sound at all, guys that stand there taking too long to cum, small cumshots, guys whose dicks keep slipping out of pussies, Wesley Pipes' talking, facials, huge fake dicks that shoot ungodly amounts of "jizz", scenes with shitty acting, scenes that are too long (over an hour) that focus on one fucking position, overuse of Keiran Lee and Johnny Sinns, overuse of same old "office/boss/secretary/high school/cheating housewife" plotlines.
 
I **** the close up shots of dicks going into pussies or asses. basically, I want to see a woman's whole body and face throughout the scene.

**** ugly men in porn.

**** the predictability of blow job followed by hc in most porn scenes.
 
Cameramen that talk throughout the scene
Starlets using the same tired lines over and over
The intro-interviews that ask the same questions and uses the same lines that are asked/used every interview
 
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