Lemon Drops & *******

Alyssa Rose

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So yesterday was my friends 21st birthday and from what I remember it was a pretty awesome time. We went to a few bars drank a few too many shots and sang a few too many karaoke songs. My highlight of the night was when I got the whole bar to start singing along to - Piano Man. It was pretty great. So I'm curious to know, what did you guys do for your 21sts?
 
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I always laugh at that 21 rule.

You can be gang banged by 50 dudes at 18 but you can't have a ****?

Bat **** crazy.
 
Well, the ******** age is younger where I grew up, so 21 wasn't much of a memorable birthday. I'm pretty sure it was the same as most of my birthdays - weeping after BlueBalls had his way with me.

I always laugh at that 21 rule.

You can be gang banged by 50 dudes at 18 but you can't have a ****?

Bat **** crazy.

Yeah, I don't understand it here in USA either. You can buy a *** and ammo at 18. You can go to war and defend your country at 18. You can't buy a Bud Light at 18.

Makes no sense.
 

Alyssa Rose

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Okay so let me rephrase the question lol
What did you do for the first birthday that you were able to legally ***** at?
 
Lol sorry :)
 

Rane1071

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The ******** age in the uk is 18,

Same down here, but the 21st is still considered a special birthday.

My 21st was spent in Oita, Japan. I still remember making an ass of myself in one of the numerous pachinko parlours. .. and I still **** Kirin **** to this day, (although I'll still ***** it if there is nothing else).
 

bahodeme

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I spent my 18th birthday at the NCO club ********. The funny thing is the ******** age change to 21 when I was 20. Before the change I could take or leave ********. When it change what I wouldn't give for a Zombie (***** of choice at that time). When I turned 21 I made up for lost time. After that it's the same as it is now, if I feel like ******** I will, if not...
 
You guys think being able to buy a *** and ammo at 18, go to war and defend the nation at 18, being able to drive at 18 and not buy drinks at 21 sucks????.........

Gee, I wonder what you all would feel about not being able to buy drinks until 23?!!

Deal with it.... you guys are so much better off than some lame ass government saying you cant get ***** until ur 23...... fuck man, you can get laid at 18 but - NO *****!!???

:facepalm: crazy world!
 

Vanilla Bear

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Nuffink. Was a day like any other for me. :dunno: :(

You can ***** **** her at 16 already. Liquors at 18.

All these birthdays weren't special for me either. :o
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
i got my ******** (********) gf ***** on mikes hard lemonade.

mikes always got her going. then my other gf got me a bottle of vanilla *****.

married one of em eventually. ;)
 

Rane1071

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You Aemricans should consider yourself lucky, we have to wait until 17 when we can drive.

Again, it's the same here. .. 16yrs 9months you get your Learners and 17 your Provisional License (if you pass the test).
In America you can drive when you're 16 but can't ***** till you're 21? Strange.
 

Alyssa Rose

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Some of the guys were changing the song lyrics last night to "well were all in the mood for a blow job and you got us feeling alright" and my first thought was "I bet those guys have a freeones account" lol

I spent my actual 21st in Harrogate England visiting a friend and since the ******** age there is 18 it wasn't terribly exciting but I had my first legal ***** in the US on my 9 hour layover in Chicago with a couple of friends I have up there and then when I got back to Vegas and my friends there took me out I woke up on top of the bellagios parking garage roof with no shoes and no clue where my friends were. . I remember going to the edge of the roof lookinf down at the strip and thinking 'this must have been how the guy from the hangover felt!" Lol
 
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