Lauren Boebert She is just too Precious not to have her own thread

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
Wonderful news for you Boebert fans She is soon to be available:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/lauren-boebert-husband-furious-served-205716248.html

The Estranged ****** Value Crowd is still a large voter demographic to appeal to. Maybe Jon Gosselin could manage her campaign if his manager at Fridays is cool enough to give him some time off.

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gmase

It's a new dawn.

gmase

It's a new dawn.
Bobert is so trashy. Unfit for congress.
I believe she agrees and is trying out for a new gig on East Colfax. A street Playboy magazine once labeled "the longest, wickedest street in America." Prostitution, **** dealing, and ******** occurred along the thoroughfare.
 

gmase

It's a new dawn.
Lauren was the fog machine …

Boebert denied vaping at the theater. She said other patrons were confused by the fog machines used during the performance.

Let’s go to the videotape:

The story even gets better: Around the 2 minute mark, her ‘date’ cops a feel. She acts like a teenager at a high school peformance.

https://www.9news.com/article/news/...juice/73-92c1dd6d-714d-4989-b734-08b67ec87817

No words from Lauren about her own lies yet.
 
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xfire

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Boebert flexes those cOnSeRvAtiVe vALuEs at every opportunity. Does Colorado still allow abortion? When her teenage acting boyfriend knocks her up will she be blasting Papa Don't Preach from her stereo?
 

gmase

It's a new dawn.
Boebert flexes those cOnSeRvAtiVe vALuEs at every opportunity. Does Colorado still allow abortion?
Yes. Colorado has been turning blue for some time. We have a Democrat governor and both legislative chambers are blue.

She's sorry:
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/...acklash-vape-incident-difficult-and-humbling/
"I’ve tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can, but I simply fell short of my values on Sunday. That’s unacceptable and I’m sorry.”
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Well, she's pro life, so she probably realizes storks bring babies, swallows don't. If they let it go for awile we might have gotten to see her polish the knob.
 

gmase

It's a new dawn.
I guess Lauren’s date didn’t like what he was getting. I hope it was fun.
https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/4211546-lauren-boebert-breaks-it-off-with-beetlejuice-date/


It took a video to get her invitation to the Texas Youth Summit (for conservative Christians)? Why, given that the other speakers include Don Jr, and Kimberly Guilfoyle? Plus, did anyone really need a video to grasp that she isn’t necessarily a Christian?

https://nypost.com/2023/09/19/rep-lauren-boebert-axed-from-texas-youth-summit/amp/
 
Chimpanzees are a lot smarter and keen than what she will ever be one day.... #MAGAts like her are NOT a well-spoken and intellectually group of human being in the USA. :jerry:
 

gmase

It's a new dawn.
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I believe they mean to say "Girl with whom he made a sex tape".
Here's the full article from Westword:
https://www.westword.com/news/detai...-charges-against-lauren-boeberts-***-19659817

Since Tyler is now a ******: Is the ****** the one in the crime gang and sex tape?

How do these activities fall into the 'rural conservative values' Lauren espouses?

I cannot wait to vote against her in the primary!
 
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