Last time you were in a bar fight

Last night, and I came off as a little bitch. Long story short, this guy shoved me and two of my friends fucked him up before I could even get any decent licks in. There were some girls with us. It was fucking embarrassing.
 
Sounds to me, like your friends just like to fight, and saw an opportunity to have at it. My question is, Did the guy shove you because he's just one of those assholes that has to start ****, or did you say, or do something to **** him off? I guess I would also ask, do your friends know him, and have a previous problem they saw a chance to settle up, or do they know maybe he would have come out ahead, if you took him on?
 
High school. Things were lax then as far as ID. A couple of buddies and I are at our favorite watering hole. Listen to some tunes and shoot some pool. 4 dudes have been up there way longer than my quarter and we want to get a game in. I step up to the table and we have a "discussion" about this. A fist flies past my ear. My buddy sucker punched him. Buddy gets cracked with a pool cue and goes down. I tend to him and I get cracked in the head. Never hit a Pollock in the head, it will only get him mad. I stand up to take another whack in the head and felt nothing. The look of fear in this guy's eyes was priceless. As I'm backing him into a wall ready to pummel him a group steps between us and beat the **** out of him. I never got to throw a punch.

Back story: On our way to the bar we went off the road into a snow bank. 4 guys help us throw our VW Bug back onto the road. It was these 4 guys that jumped in and helped kick the **** out of those other 4. Me and my buddies never knew they were sitting behind us at the bar and saw the whole pool thing building up. The 4 we beat up got thrown out and the rest of us stayed. Come to find out that the 4 that helped us knew the pool assholes and were looking for a reason to kick the **** out of them.
 
3 years ago. Had a date with me and some 250 lb (113 kg) dude walks over to us talking about 'ravaging that pussy'. Needless to say, she's a sweet, innocent type and absolutely gorgeous (I actually did so that night!), but I took exceptioni knew her and it was obviously a date.. I pushed him, lazy ***** haymaker from him, and I essentially speed bagged his face. He hit me twice hard, but eventually lost out., as in all honesty had I been ***** too or he sober, I lose.
 
For as many fights that I have been in, I have never been in a "bar fight". I have had a few people get in my face but I either backed them down or they had friends that knew me well enough to get them the hell out of dodge. The one guy that wouldn't back down, I just told him to step outside. I just let him step out first and told the bouncer not to let him back in. As I was leaving about an hour and a half later the bouncer told me that the guy ****** out in his car waiting for me and the cops had come to check on him and hauled him off to the ***** tank.
 
Why would anyone want to get in a fight? One punch, that's all it takes and you will could quite easily end up serving rather a lot of time at her majesties service. Why bother getting into such a situation?

*****, be merry and get laid.
 
Never have been in an actual bar fight. The closest I ever came was a heated argument with a bench warmer for the Redskins back in the early 90's. We both had eyes for the same girl and he thought that because he was an NFL player that that made him special. We were pretty well matched in size and I didn't mind dancing with him. But his friends were a good deal bigger than my friends, so I took the decision that discretion was the better part of valor and left the bar. I recall him calling me a pussy as I was leaving. And I followed up by telling him that in five years I'd still be driving a Jaguar and wearing a Rolex, while he was pushing a broom or scrubbing toilets some place. Yeah, that went over well. :D

Funny thing is, I can't even remember his name now (I don't think he ever played a down). But my guess is, his brief NFL career was the highlight of his sad, illiterate life. Like Chopper said, fighting in public will just lead to bad things. Even if you win, you probably won't win.
 
Never. I've not been involved in any fight since 9th grade.
 
I haven't been to a bar in years, I prefer to sip high quality Scotch and bourbon in the privacy of my own home.
 
There are reasons I don't go to bars. Some of the biggest being people get to buy overpriced drinks and hang around jerks (ones getting ***** no less) while they are there. It's not a fun atmosphere, and in even a lot of good bars trouble is just waiting to happen eventually. It's not worth it. There are so many better places to socialize if a person wants to do that.
 
Never been in one. I was always the one making sure my ***** didn't get spilled. That would have been a bloodbath.
 
I haven't hit a single person since I worked as a doorman which was about 10 years ago. Even those days when I wasn't on the clock I tried to avoid confrontation when I could.

I never in my life had a fight in a bar when I wasn't working on shift.

I probably had more fights in 9th and 10th grade than any other period in my life. Busing was the worst politically correct experiment ever. Human garbage bused into my neighborhood that had no respect or manners.
 
I probably had more fights in 9th and 10th grade than any other period in my life. Busing was the worst politically correct experiment ever. Human garbage bused into my neighborhood that had no respect or manners.

I take offense to this comment. Please keep your racial hatred to yourself thanks.
 
No but even still that was a very harsh and ignorant thing to say. There is just as much animosity and discrimination in Canada. Prolly more so then the States imv.
 
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