Last Meals

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Well, I probably wouldn't get too much. I am trying to watch my weight. So, probably simple. A salad, perhaps. Covered with the tasty, tasty ***** of my victims.
 

Alyssa Rose

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I would want Chipolte chicken burrito with chips and a white queso and canes sweet tea :)
Also funfetti pilsbury cake with whipped chocolate funfetti frosting!
 
It would definitely be lamb shanks from Tommy's Joynt. That's a meal fit for a king! :drool2:

Speaking of Tommy's I haven't been there in, like, 3 weeks! That's almost sacriligeous! Tonight is lamb shank night. Hmm... :yummie:
 
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Ike Stain

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All I can say is that list made my mouth water. (Almost makes you want to get on death row.)

I like Dr. Pepper too. Read into it what you will.
 
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A sandwich, soda and corn chips from the vending machine: Is this the saddest last meal ever?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...chine-Is-saddest-meal-ever.html#ixzz1PZhvftqr

BEST (OR WORST) LAST MEALS

GARY GILMORE (1977): Hamburgers, eggs, potatoes, coffee and ******

HENRY PORTER (1985): Tortillas, steak, beans, tossed salad, jalapeno peppers, ice cream and chocolate cake

TED BUNDY (1989): Steak, eggs, toast, milk, coffee, juice, butter, jelly and hash browns

JAMES SMITH (1990): Yoghurt [after asking for dirt]

ROBERT HARRIS (1992): Chicken bucket, two large pizzas, Pepsi six-pack, jelly beans and Camel cigarettes

TERESA LEWIS (2010): Fried chicken, sweet peas and German chocolate cake


No, considering what he did. :nono:
That was the article's original title not mine :o
 
Why should they get a last meal? Fuck them. They should let them order their last meal and then have the executioneer eat it in front of them.
 
They all want Dr.Pepper.

Dr.Pepper has a sponsorship deal with the Texas prison system. They probably asked for ****, milk, lemonade, etc, but due to the sponsor obligations, all beverages are changed to Dr.Pepper.

My last meal meal would be...

General Tao's Chicken, with chicken fried rice, 2 spring rolls and a ****. This has to be delivered from Dragons Inn in Windsor, Ontario because it is the best. If you think you've had better, you're wrong.

Or

Smoked side ribs with a spicy dry rub, ********* in Carolina Mustard, a side of waffle fries and a **** to *****.
 
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