After some careful consideration, I have come to the following conclusion, for my choice in a cabinet. Please consider these official offers.
Second in command, my vice asshat if you will.....
Supafly. He was one of my biggest supporters, and a former asshat himself. He brings experience to the table.
Sargent at Arms, minister of defense, my bodyguard, and 5-star General.....
Ace Boobtoucher. A former soldier for this great country, and a member of law enforcement, I feel he has the knowledge needed, to know when to put the boots to someone, and when not to.
Secretary of State, my sounding board, my common sense, and reason.....
X-fire. One of the few people on this board, that can look at all sides of an issue, and express his opinions respectfully, and logically....but still able to "mother fuck" a douche bag, when they need it, WITHOUT calling them a mother fucker.
Attorney General, my legal counsel, and adviser in all matters of a legal nature.....
Blue Countach. A man that not only knows the law, but how to usurp it.
Foreign Minister, my diplomat for all matters outside of the U.S.A.....
Miss Hybrid . A lady of breeding and class. Situated in England, and able to articulate herself with the utmost class and dignity, and a friend to many OCSM's. She, along with my next candidate, will keep me in touch with the girls of FreeOnes, in the event they need back up.
Ambassador to the OCSM's, and my "girl Friday".....
Mandy Flores. A smart, and beautiful young lady, friends with many of the ladies, she will be a go between for the OCSM's and myself, in the event they feel more comfortable speaking with another female.
Minister of entertainment, gambling, and sports.....
bobjustbob . This guy will keep the card games straight up, fair, and legal.
Culinary advisory.....
Dino Velvet. A man that knows good food, and better whiskey, and how to enjoy them, a man after my own heart.....and belly.
There you have it. I hope I haven't snubbed, or forgotten, or offended anyone....if I did, SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!
Now, meet the man, the myth, the legend in his own mind....ME!!! I have know idea why the thumbnails are sideways....maybe they're liquored up!
