Re: Kristin - Sun Devil Angels
Haha OH my, I know this girl. Let me tell you all a story. So she randomly adds me on Okcupid. Neato, she looks pretty hot - so I accept. We decide to meet up and watch a movie, I go to her house and bring The Watchmen, because she says she always wanted to see it. I show up to what turns out to be her parents house. OK fine. I proceed to watch the movie on her couch with her ~15 year old sister and ~11 year old brother. The whole time she is feeling my leg up. It got extra uncomfortable with the big long blue cock flopping around and the extra long sex scene. Then the caveat of it all was when: Her dad brings me a smoothie and says to "enjoy her"?! mind you this is still in front of her younger siblings. After talking to her dad for a minute while she changed (Found out he is Mormon (the fuck?!) but otherwise really level headed) She walks out and shows me her tongue stud. Her dad looks at me and says "you know that's just for sex, right?" Then winks. I'm thinking "WTF is he shilling his daughter to me for some nefarious purport?" So we go to my house and watch The Big Lebowski, then bang like crazy. Unfortunately, she didn't take to kindly to me jokingly trying to put my dick in those gauges.