Knitting Needles Poke Security the Wrong Way

A North Texas woman is asked to leave a Balch Springs Social Security office after a guard accused her of carrying dangerous weapons: her knitting needles.

“The armed guard came up to me and said I have to take that outside,” said Rachel Vines.

Vines said the only thing she was trying to **** inside the waiting room was time.

I take it intelligence and common sense aren't job requirements for security guards at the Social Security Administration. :dunno:

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