Your title doesn't describe what you did. You came on your own face? How did you manage that, genius? The only way I can figure is if you stood on your head, and that would be, well, pathetic. Oh, and we're not really buying this whole "girl" thing, so You Might as well quit that.
I had to dodge my own cumshot once. I was on my back with my head propped up against a pillow. It was just a really powerful orgasm and the byproduct flew directly at my face :eek: Like the other guy said, it was like it was in slow motion and I rolled to my right avoiding the embarrasment of a "There's Something About Mary" reenactment. This was well before that movie was out btw.