Kisses

That's a little too close for my liking!
 
Way too close, and I love asses.
 
That was my first thought. But, then I noticed there wasn't any toilet paper particles, which means it's not a dude.

This IS the 21st century, as much as I hate to think about it, there are guys out there who are waxing and bleaching their assholes.
 
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