Kim Kardashian denies causing stench on airplane

[Shifty]

"I'm so sorry... it's my burrito!"

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[BlueBalls]

A recent story by the National Enquirer claimed the reality starlet recently hopped on a flight at LAX with a "giant burrito that smelled more like a giant burro," causing passengers to gag.

..... zing .......

This is what passes for journalism at the National Enquirer nowadays?

What has become of this once noble editorial?

 

[pete rose]

I'm sure glad we have this "news" thing to tell us vital information.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

This is obviously a metaphorical news story.

The smelly burrito obviously resembles the stinky illegals that come over here. Kim Kardashian is the metaphor of how far we fallen in a society that makes someone a star because they had a sex tape. Oh, yeah, and her dad being the reason why O.J. Simpson got off the hook for murder.

I honestly thought this story was going to be her snatch smelled or she ripped one and stunk the whole place up. My hopes and dreams of that came crashing down.

 

[sporty_carr]

I'm just happy it was a smelly burrito and not a smelly taco.

 

[dogbone27]

I'm just happy it was a smelly burrito and not a smelly taco.

It was her smelly taco, i bet.

 

[titsrock]

So what. I'd still hit that all night long, stinky bum or no stinky bum :dunno:

 

[thebear247]

lol who really cares if she stinks or not the person who follows her around sniffing to see if she stinks or not needs a life

 

[Gameboy]

Is it just me or anyone else craving Taco Bell?

 

[DOA82]

I feel a little like an idiot asking, but who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?

I hear her name around a lot, I see she has a reality show on tv, so I take either she is famous for good cause.

Or, the more likey, she's famous for being a nobody?

 

[STDiva]

So what. I'd still hit that all night long, stinky bum or no stinky bum :dunno:

qft

 

[jod0565]

See, the life of a celebrity - any of us try to bring a burrito on a plane and we'd be escorted off right quick.

 

[cartman24]

It kills me that people actually report on shit like this. Who the fuck cares.

 

[weinermobile]

I feel a little like an idiot asking, but who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?

I hear her name around a lot, I see she has a reality show on tv, so I take either she is famous for good cause.

Or, the more likey, she's famous for being a nobody?

she's famous and has her own show. but the talent isn't really there.

 

[Trident1]

I thought she farted causing the stink which lead to a diversion. Poo.

 

[tartanterrier]

The least she could have done was washed before sitting in the plane

 

[on]

haha, she did a poo breathing on the aeroplane? classic!

 

[bustybbwlover]

the burrito was part of a taco coverup!