Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member
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Mr Kermits Lawyer has issued the following statement on behalf of Kermit:
"Fuck you all, you bloody muppets! I was framed. Jim Henson has been trying to get rid of from the show for ages, hes kept saying my wages demands are too excessive. Well I can categorically say that the Muppets show wouldnt be what is without me. Besides my actions are never my own anyway (I am a hand puppet at the end of the day), whatever story line and pose Jim Henson wants he gets by ordering some guy with his hand up my ass to perform. That pictures a fake anyway it wasnt me that was the duplicate they made for backup and with a few special effects from George Lucas resulted in that very compromising picture. I have instructed my very expensive lawyer (whose on $1000/hour by the way) to track down all those responsible including the person leaking the picture to the internet and suing them for all they have. I thank you for your attention and justice will prevail or my names not Miss Piggy!"