She's hot! And so is her husband! We could make it a prince sandwich! Haha!
Please, if he wasn't the prince or whatever the fuck he is, you wouldn't find him attractive. The guy looks like a caricature of what a human being actually looks like. Imagine the stereotypical English male, exaggerate it 1000x and you have that guy.
I wouldn't kick Kate out of bed, but I wouldn't waste any effort trying to get her there. She has a very friendly and acceptable look. That's probably why prince-o was allowed to marry her. We've all turned down girls better looking than her at one point. Plus she wears stupid hats. That knocks her down a peg. 5/10
Pippa on the other hand is straight up unattractive. I would not have sex with her. In fact, if one of my friends was ***** and trying to pick her up, I'd intervene and prevent that from ever happening. He'd thank me the next day over a steak breakfast. 0/10