justin bieber launches new nail polish line

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Because every little girl dreams of one day being as pretty as Premium Link Upgrade , the teen pop star has announced his latest foray into *********-branding: a new line of nail polish. Arguably no less ridiculous than the title of his upcoming autobiography ( Premium Link Upgrade : First Step 2 Forever: My Story), the cosmetic line will be released by Nicole by OPI, with the first set of colours turning up exclusively at Walmart this December,

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Keep it in your closet, jasey!

What is the world coming to? my gramma used to ask . . .

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