Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Am I gonna be OK? It was Ranch House Chicken Chili with Beans if that matters. I wonder how putrid my farts will smell after eating chili that went bad over 2 years ago.
Just Ate A Can Of Stagg Chili Then Noticed It Expired JAN 2013
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Shoot me an email if you survive the night, if not, give your next of kin or heirs my contact info.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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You laying the groundwork for your Stagg Chili lawsuit having a contingency plan in case I buy the farm? How much money can I get if I pee outta my butt for 5 days? Take into consideration I'm forced to stay close to the house and the torment could be as insufferable as my stool is loose.
Expiration dates are more of a guideline. Let your kidneys be the judge.
I like you Dino and hope you survive.
I am not that greedy, four days of survivable botulism is all that I ask.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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The can wasn't bulging or seeping too bad and I didn't have much trouble prying it off the shelf so I'm starting to think I might get through this. Can you still call and shake them down for a few bucks? Maybe pull an Al Sharpton and shame them with the Botulism Card? Put your fangs in, counselor.
"You've been served."
The can wasn't bulging or seeping too bad and I didn't have much trouble prying it off the shelf so I'm starting to think I might get through this. Can you still call and shake them down for a few bucks? Maybe pull an Al Sharpton and shame them with the Botulism Card? Put your fangs in, counselor.
"You've been served."
Got any of that banana ketchup laying around? All claims start with damages. I figured banana ketchup melding with 2 and a half year old chili would start the kind of fission that would make the cats at Los Alamos green with envy. Work with me here.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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The little nurse bought a 5 gallon drum of banana ketchup from CostCo. I don't like the taste of that crap so I'll Preparation H it. After I push the banana ketchup upstream letting it settle in my stomach, then what?
New plan:
Fuck the banana ketchup and consume a half a tube of the ass grease. Taking one for the team could result in a hefty pay day.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Greasing up my ass to take one for the team might be something I'm not comfortable with. How much money we talking?
At least five 20's.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Aside from excessive firehole, I'm pretty sure you're going to be okay. Also, Assair is an idiot.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Always look at the date. 
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
How's it goin', fellas? Woke up this morning, took a healthy shit, and I'm just fine. Went to McDonald's and had my 2 Sausage McMuffins w/egg, Hash Browns, and a small coffee w/6 sugars and 3 creams. Shit that out too and now working on a cup of Peet's French Roast Coffee. My stools were nice and firm with no apparent looseness at all. I'm going though the cupboards and the icebox getting rid of everything expired and/or bad then donate it to the homeless.
Stagg Chili! That stuff has actually made it across water and backwards through time into my fair isle. I can contribute to this one!
Ummmm......
I once accidentally ate the normal version instead of the Dynamite Hot, and regretted it. Forgettable.
Yeah, that wasn't worth it, really, was it? :lurk:
Ummmm......
I once accidentally ate the normal version instead of the Dynamite Hot, and regretted it. Forgettable.
Yeah, that wasn't worth it, really, was it? :lurk:
There goes my new boat.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I'm still happy the torrrent of poo ejected the right way not having my salmon pushed upstream even if I was taking one for the team. The fact that the printing of the expiration date was small enough combined with the fact that I didn't have my glasses handy should be worth a few bucks. I hope that cop by you that burned his bacon with the free Starbucks Coffee isn't eating away at too much of your time.
Supafly
Retired Mod
In my experience, like animus said, expiration dates are really a VERY stretchable time concept.
Plus: If food has gone bad in a container like a can, I would say you would have noticed when you opened it, and surely while heating it.
I sadly noticed this thread just now, but my advice would be: If you are anxious about something you put into your digestive system, take Grandma's advice and drink a big cup of prune juice. Note: Just a glass. A friend misunderstood his granny and drank the whole bottle. He was on that toilet for a loooong session
Are you okay now, Dino? I sure would miss you.
Plus: If food has gone bad in a container like a can, I would say you would have noticed when you opened it, and surely while heating it.
I sadly noticed this thread just now, but my advice would be: If you are anxious about something you put into your digestive system, take Grandma's advice and drink a big cup of prune juice. Note: Just a glass. A friend misunderstood his granny and drank the whole bottle. He was on that toilet for a loooong session
Are you okay now, Dino? I sure would miss you.
It was a nice Sea Ray. 35 footer, I had it all picked out. Any chance you could get your beard caught in a timing belt or something?
Otherwise, take a hike.
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