LOL Too similar to this though
:dunno: Ok, new idea then.
NEW IDEA: Below are things we get for the video shoot. (The concept should become quite clear once you see the list, pretty standard porn shoot stuff here.)
Main List:
Half a rain coat
4 Whole Pineapples
2 Arabian Donkeys
2 Cans of pureed tomatoes
3 Concussion grenades
8.57342 Male Midgets
3 Amazon Women (to match the exact amount of male midgets)
1 Piece of hair from a Carpet Beetle
4 Monster trucks (one painted pink for the ladies)
3 Sawzalls
5 Unbrellas
1 Amish Buggy
1 Parachute
2 Bananans
3 Potatoes
14 Gallons of High Fructose Corn Syrup
16 Garbage bags
1 Garbage can
1 Unicorn (or 2 if you prefer)
4 Wooden Baseball Bats (Corked so they are denser)
6 Passes to the Willis Tower (formerly Sears Tower) Sky Deck
4lbs of frozen chicken breast
1 Guy named Fred from Uzbekistan with a pet elephant (or 2 pet monkeys)
Misc List:
3 Bottles of
Box of Matches
Plastic cups for orange juice
10 Taxis with the meters running
1 Stick of gum
9 Rubrics cubes
3 $10 gift cards for TGIF , the in Omaha Nebraska of course
6 Sticks of butter (preferably non-salted)
1 Dildo
3 Ass plugs
2 Cherry gum drops
1 box of golf balls
2 pair of slightly worn slippers from former Kenyan Olympic distance runners
1 pair of rubber gloves (for the Arabian Donkeys, don't ask)
Bail money (* and lots of it!)
More information to follow: off to get the needed bungee jump permits and such for the unicorns.
PS: I am not saying there can't be more butter, but 6 sticks should be plenty. Also maybe too many garbage bags, what ya think? :dunno: