Make-up is a wonderful thing...manages to hide her ugliness. Although after seeing her porno a while back she just doesn’t do it for me anymore! (She resembled a sack of spuds being shunted over and over again!)
This year, under her real name (Katie Price), Jordan competed for the right to represent the UK at the pre-selection show for the Eurovision Song Contest. Singing "Not Just Anybody", she came 2nd - Javine won. Jordan claimed her defeat was due to the fact that she was pregnant. She overlooked being tone-deaf (note: it's rumoured that the vocals for "Not Just Anybody" were in fact sung by Rachel Stevens).
When Jordan & her then-boyfriend Peter Andre bumped into Javine backstage at the British Soap Awards. Jordan greeted Javine along the lines of: "F**k off you whore, don't speak to me".
Looks aren't everything - in this case, Peter Andre is more than welcome to his wife.....