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jaykay2010schrieb: 09.11.2011, 10:19 clock
Image "explains" the girl .....

What there is to explain as large? A physique like a milk cow and look stupid in the camera. That's enough for a career in the U.S. ...
 
one had her covered in mud, so it dont count. the black and white is a fake (and has been posted in here dozens of times, each time with the same answer) and the last...well ok. you got me there. that is indeed her nipple
 
Jordan seems to be famous in Germany, she was on two tv shows this week.
http://www.prosieben.at/tv/red/video/clip/237735-busenwunder-yoga-jordan-in-den-usa-1.2966846/
http://www.prosieben.de/tv/taff/video/clip/237125-busendwunder-jordan-1.2965873/
Unfortunately they seem to be blocked for all other countries but Germany and Austria, so us, fans, have no choice but to wait for the charity of our teutonic brother who share the same faith as we do that we shall be saved by worshiping the holy breasts of Jordan Carver.
Please, if there is anybody from Germany here, could you please watch the first show (the longer one) and give us a brief introduction on what is being said, dont need to tell word by word, just gives the important point and curious facts.
 
I wouldn't say that she's famous here, but lately she has been a few times in TV or in magazines....
The (first) Video is about how she came to the point where she is now. She didn't want to be a cosmetician anymore, just earning 1000€ a month. Now she is at the point she was dreaming about one year ago and it still feels unreal to her. She says that when she was a child she had crooked teeths and she squinted a lot, people in school bullied here and now it's the opposite, people come to her. In the past she didn't feel comfortable with her boobs and she hid them, now they are her most important arguments. She says her boobs have always been big, but she had to help a bit because of gravity ;) Now something sad: She won't do naked shoot's, she even rejected an offer from the playboy :( She says that she earns the most money with selling her bra's. In america she gets lots of compliments from people, in germany it's different, people say she looks strange, or her boobs are to big and things like that (here in germany girls like her often be figured as stupid etc). She still has some problems with her english, now she earns about 20000$ a month. She often gets criticized for what she's doing, especially from german people (especially girls), that's why she feels so comfortable in hollywood. Her wish is to get more recognition from germany, (she starts crying a bit) because she isn't the stupid girl people think she is...Anyway she is proud about what she achieved in the last two years and she wants to achieve even more...
I think that were the most important points, sorry for my english which isn't always perfect:)
 
This reportage shows alot of things that we were willing to know before...
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For example, we can clearly see that what she says about being "single" is not exactaly true. I mean, her maneger, David Sebastian, has his office inside her apartment! Yes, maybe they live together. And there is more: he follows her all around wherever she goes, wherever she is invited to go, he is going too. For this reason is is logical to conclude, my dear Watson, that the relation between Jordan and her maneger is much more that just a business relation between a model and her agent.
 
This reportage shows alot of things that we were willing to know before...
.
For example, we can clearly see that what she says about being "single" is not exactaly true. I mean, her maneger, David Sebastian, has his office inside her apartment! Yes, maybe they live together. And there is more: he follows her all around wherever she goes, wherever she is invited to go, he is going too. For this reason is is logical to conclude, my dear Watson, that the relation between Jordan and her maneger is much more that just a business relation between a model and her agent.
 
I remember how many pissed off fanboys used to compare her with Milani, around two years ago.

That was idiotic, Jordan was destined to be a erotic goddess anyway...
 
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