Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis Umemployed

SgtMarine

Banned
13.5 in dick on a ugly fat man, see god does have a sence of humor.
 
"Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

Dude... you're an unemployed video game reviewer. Nobody takes you seriously as it is.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
"Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

Dude... you're an unemployed video game reviewer. Nobody takes you seriously as it is.

Are you fucking serious? A fat, unemployed video game reviewer has a 13.5 inch member.

What a waste.
 
Thousands of people across the country are unemployed, but I'm supposed to feel bad for this guy because he has a huge dong?

amirite?
 
The funny part of the article, scroll to the end of the article, after the commets part and you'll find:

"Filed by David Weiner"
 
You guys should listen to the prank calls the guys from Howard Stern made to his Public Access Yankee's Talk show. SOOO funny. He wants to talk about the Yanks, and these guys just calling in and asking about his pecker. haha...
 
I would have to say that anything bigger than 9 inches is a complete waste.

Fucksake, what's that John Blunt doing with a 13.5 incher lol.
 
You know there is something totally wrong when you mention 13.5 inch pecker & unemployed in the same sentence.
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
I would have to say that anything bigger than 9 inches is a complete waste.

Fucksake, what's that John Blunt doing with a 13.5 incher lol.

I'ts natures joke. Zap! Behold the large penis. Zap! Behold you'll be ugly and fat! Zap! Now you're out of work! Hahaahahahaha!
 
It's natures joke. Zap! Behold the large penis. Zap! Behold you'll be ugly and fat! Zap! Now you're out of work! Hahaahahahaha!

LOL!!!

It only proves that GOD has an extreme sense of IRONY. :1orglaugh
 
Yes, it's true. I haven't been able to find work. :helpme:
 
"Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

Dude... you're an unemployed video game reviewer. Nobody takes you seriously as it is.

Who lives with his mother. Seriously though, hit a treadmill, lift some weights, and swallow your pride because there's worse things then being a male porn star. The guy's ticket is in his pants yet he doesn't use it. :dunno:
 
You guys should listen to the prank calls the guys from Howard Stern made to his Public Access Yankee's Talk show. SOOO funny. He wants to talk about the Yanks, and these guys just calling in and asking about his pecker. haha...

Those were some classics!!! They were relentless!
 
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