Jesus Touch Down!

[1mck]

:thefinger

 

[Cutie]

The NFL's version of the Bible would read..

And the Holy Spirit decended on Jesus in the shape of a Football.. And then from heaven everyone heard *Are you ready for some football?, this is ole Hank, lets get this party started..* :rofl2:

 

[Vosslier]

Didn't that statue get struck by lightning and go up in flames this last week?

 

[phanto_1985]

There is a pass interference by the cathedral behind him.

 

[maildude]

Didn't that statue get struck by lightning and go up in flames this last week?

Yes.

 

[repovapa]

lolz

 

[Red Spyder]

Let us consult the Book of Football, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

"And Saint Montana raised the Holy Football up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy Football, that with it thou mayst scoreth a touchdown, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother: Skip a bit, Brother...
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out snapeth the football from the Holy Center. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then throweth thou thy Holy Football of Antioch towards thy receiver, who, being pious in my sight, shall catch it.
Amen.

 

[StanScratch]

Man, you could get flamed for that picture. I mean, making fun of Jesus and all that, it really burns a lot of christians off. Get prepared for an inferno of angry pms.

 

[tittenman]

Cool pic.