Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Hey, that's not Jesus! That's Rob Zombie!
 
Why is it that stuff like Jesus and Mary appear only on the dumbest things. You'd think since they're cool with God and all that they'd be able to muster up something a lot more spectacular then some guy's car window or a grilled cheese sandwich.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
Does this happen in NYC, but people are too busy to notice? It always seems to happen to some guy living in or near a trailer park featured on "Cops"
 
Mary is dead.

Christ is risen and at the right hand side of God. Christ has much better things to do than come down and graffiti his face on someone's car window! Or show himself in some water mold damage. Or a damn potato chip. Or pancake. Whatever the heck someone says it is by some Rorschach image!

Jeez!
 
If the face of Jesus appears on my pepperoni pizza, do I still eat it? :dunno: I'm going to Chance it and say yes.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
According to the bible you eat his body anytime you eat bread, thus you are a cannibal, so would eating a pizza with his face be any different?

If you eat Jesus' face, that includes his mouth. So does that mean you are kissing Jesus? :dunno:
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I have quite a few images of Jesus on some pieces of cardboard, as well as his brothers Matty and Felipe. In fact, all three played together in the outfield on September 10, 1962, when they were all retired in order. While Jesus had a lot of potential, he failed to live up to it. His brother Felipe, however, did gain some notice recently as a manager for the Montreal Expos and San Fransisco Giants.
 
You're not gonna believe this guys and gals, but I had the same thing happen to my window this morning..




1257797379.jpg





It's UNCANNY...
 
Top