Jesus Christ

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Assair, I had a little talk with Jesus earlier. He wants you to stop.
 
I spoke with Jesus earlier today too. He gave me a great deal on some boxes of oranges and strawberries as he was standing on the corner of Ohio and Butler then introduced me to his seester. For others in need of Jesus you might try the parking lot of your local Home Depot.

 
I spoke with Jesus earlier today too. He gave me a great deal on some boxes of oranges and strawberries as he was standing on the corner of Ohio and Butler then introduced me to his seester. For others in need of Jesus you might try the parking lot of your local Home Depot.

I think that the person you met was a was a wannabe Jesus because the real one does not hang out in open-air markets.

I look forward to being forgiven by someone that doesn't exist.

I notice that you are looking for trouble.



"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God's one and only Son."

(John 3:18)



More power to em to each their own now if those delusional sheep would just stop killing people.....


"Thou shalt not kill"

(Exodus 20:13)
 
I think that the person you met was a was a wannabe Jesus because the real one does not hang out in open-air markets.



I notice that you are looking for trouble.



"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God's one and only Son."

(John 3:18)






"Thou shalt not kill"

(Exodus 20:13)

A very nice sentiment yet almost every Christian religious base has blood on its hands.....
 
Here is one of the agents of Christ (now deceased) giving a sermon about doing the sex. Funny that his name is Oral.


Oral Roberts? Is that like Anal Johnson? Because I have done that a few times. Or was it Dirty Sanchez? Yes. It was that.
 
Jesus was about 30 years old when he was crucified so we can say in this case that good people leave early.


But when he comes back all things change and people become happy.

Amen
 
Jesus was about 30 years old when he was crucified so we can say in this case that good people leave early.


But when he comes back all things change and people become happy.

Amen

I'm personally waiting for Captain Kangaroo to 'return' keep your fingers crossed.
 
Just wondering if christians on freeones feel guilt for looking and lusting after women. After according to the bible that is adultery
 
Today it has been announced that one of Dead Sea scrolls has been deciphered years after first being discovered. Historians believe it to be a quote from the bible, the first page in fact.

"This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental".
 
Just wondering if christians on freeones feel guilt for looking and lusting after women. After according to the bible that is adultery

There are many facets that can investigate in the case of a woman.

When I see a naked woman I start to think about what her story is and why she is involved in that business.




Today it has been announced that one of Dead Sea scrolls has been deciphered years after first being discovered. Historians believe it to be a quote from the bible, the first page in fact.

"This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental".


"For we walk by faith, not by sight"

(2 Corinthians 5:7)
 
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