Jerking now

[Straight Shooter]

Jerking off on a Friday night

 

[Death-Proof-69]

my gay-o-meter just redlined...

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

there isn't a day that goes by that im not jerking off.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

I was going to last night, but I tried to get all kinky, and I tied myself up. Then I couldn't reach my nuts, and I was suspended by the ankles. I had to wait for someone to come and let me out.

thats fucked up and awkward. lol

 

[Tittyman5000]

Got the Beef sliced ultra thin, marinated in Teriyaki, Liquid smoke & Brown Sugar. Maybe one batch of plain Salt n Pepper. Just laid it out on the Dehydrator so yeah, you could say that.........

 

[lurkingdirk]

You've got to stop doing that in my bathroom. It's awkward when company comes over...

:o

I'll stop, sir, when you stop charging admission to your "guests."

By the way, you still owe me my 7%

 

[mrtrebus]

Anyone out there jerking to this site right now?

Yes.
I am jerking to your avatar.
:rubbel:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes.
I am jerking to your avatar.
:rubbel:

Why don't you ever tell me that anymore, sweetie?

 

[mrtrebus]

Why don't you ever tell me that anymore, sweetie?

Ok, I'll tell you if you want. . .dearest lurkingdirk, I am jerking to Drederick Tatum's avatar. :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Ok, I'll tell you if you want. . .dearest lurkingdirk, I am jerking to Drederick Tatum's avatar. :dunno:

http://surferjerry.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/crying-waterfall.gif

 

[luvingirls]

Yes...Ann Angel

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Considering most the posts on this site are gay, about gay assault, or gay murder. It it safe to say that I am not. Nor would I.

 

[Rhino205]

I can't help it!

 

[BCT]

Dude I can check out porn around this time but there's no way I can jack it while working in broad daylight, now I wish there was a way that was possible but alas it just isn't so:1orglaugh

 

[BlueBalls]

I jerked myself off with a copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, once.

 

[Galactic]

I jerked myself off with a copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, once.

Just once? That's a three jerk session, at the least.

 

[BlueBalls]

Just once? That's a three jerk session, at the least.

Psh.... maybe for a prole.

 

[Galactic]

Psh.... maybe for a prole.

The Party will fall my friend...until then, I will keep jerking it.

 

[Red-hot]

Boo this man! BOOOOOO

 

[DickChumley]

I just tease myself with the site throughout the day and subtly rub the precum on my dickhead just to make my balls bluer. Look out when 5pm rolls around, its gonna BLOW!