Ok, thanks. I don't know much about these things and I just figured they put JLH's head on someone else's body.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Ok, thanks. I don't know much about these things and I just figured they put JLH's head on someone else's body.
Jennifer Love Hewitt announced her engagement today. She's marrying her current boyfriend. The dude looks about as handsome and interesting as home appliance salesman...
She's OFF THE MARKET...:weeping::boobies::weeping:
She's OFF THE MARKET...:weeping::boobies::weeping:
Yeah it sucks but at least someone gets to bang her, I hope he has a great time knowing he's with someone zillions of guys want.
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Yeah, it's offical guys. 
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-11-28-jennifer-love-hewitt_N.htm?csp=34
The tag along boyfriend gets the big prize. She really must have been lonely.
Oh well, there's always her little sister from Party of 5, Lacey Chabert. :eek:
http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/2006/12/14/lacey-chabert-maxim-magazine/
Hat Man :hatsoff:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-11-28-jennifer-love-hewitt_N.htm?csp=34
The tag along boyfriend gets the big prize. She really must have been lonely.
Oh well, there's always her little sister from Party of 5, Lacey Chabert. :eek:
http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/2006/12/14/lacey-chabert-maxim-magazine/
Hat Man :hatsoff:
I love me some JLH just like everyone else,but what the fuck's up with that left foot?It looks like a walrus flipper and her legs are looking pretty fat to boot.At least her dude doesn't look like a total douche like the dude Anne Hathaway is with.The good new is,for all of you hopefuls,if they actually do get married it more than likely will not last and she will be on the market again.
I love me some JLH just like everyone else,but what the fuck's up with that left foot?It looks like a walrus flipper and her legs are looking pretty fat to boot.At least her dude doesn't look like a total douche like the dude Anne Hathaway is with.The good new is,for all of you hopefuls,if they actually do get married it more than likely will not last and she will be on the market again.
I think it's morally acceptable to root for celebrity marriages to dissolve because celebrities too often annoy and pump themselves up to be like aristocrats lording over the masses...
So, yes, let's begin the countdown to when JLH is back on the market...I give the union 8 months...
she has piled on the pounds lately, that arse is getting bigger and bigger.
I say no longer than 2 to 2 1/2 years.I don't think they will want to look stupid by getting divorced after just over half a year,so they will probably try to stick it out for as long as they can take it.
I'm still waiting out the Sandra Bullock/Jesse James debacle(still don't get this one
),but I guess he's playing it smart because it seems that he's been her puppet ever since they got married,can't say that I don't blame him either.What ever happened to Monster Garage?:dunno:
This response claims to be from Jennifers official My Space:
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/jennifer_love_hewitt_responds_to_bikini_pics/
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/jennifer_love_hewitt_responds_to_bikini_pics/
The ass shot of Jen in her bikini is FUCKING AMAZING. Only uneducated morons who subscribe to the ridiculous, unhealthy, unreachable, L.A. coke-model bullshit standard think her body looks unattractive in those pictures (Read: PHOTOSHOP...that's right idiots, you can use it to attempt to make people look WORSE too!). She would be an instant Hall of Fame-er at BangBros. SOMEONE CALL DIRTY SANCHEZ ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
I just happened to stumble across this article on my homepage and for some reason she made the top 20 dumbest celebrities. I was a bit disturbed by this. How is she dumber than Michael Jackson?
http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=286602>1=7701
http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=286602>1=7701
Celebrities ...
The celebrities wouldn't act like aristocrats if the media didn't make them if the 25% of Americans who watch 8+ hours/day didn't celebrate them as so.
At some point they cross the threshold into believing they must act in certain fashions to be accepted.
In reality, they are not merely just abusing their celebrity, not merely just crossing many lines others value, but even their own.
I honestly think many start innocent but with more celebrity, they turn, likely because they are egged to do so.
And once they do, not many come back, and often only get far, far worse.
I think Rosie O'Donnell is a perfect example of this in a woman who is not even considered attractive to many.
So it's not just about the celebrity hottie either.
JLH is typical of most women in general, which is an even great majority of actresses.
Most of them have a straight or spoon/pear shape, and JLH has a spoon/pear shape.
Women who are hourglass or apple tend to be wider and broader at the top, which is where the camera is most.
So the media favors straight or spoon/pear shape (especially with J-Lo today), the thinner up to, the better.
Hence why I don't go for the great majority of celebrities.
While I not only understand but share your frustration with celebrities, celebrities are the result of the media which is the result of the viewership.
The celebrities wouldn't act like aristocrats if the media didn't make them if the 25% of Americans who watch 8+ hours/day didn't celebrate them as so.
At some point they cross the threshold into believing they must act in certain fashions to be accepted.
In reality, they are not merely just abusing their celebrity, not merely just crossing many lines others value, but even their own.
I honestly think many start innocent but with more celebrity, they turn, likely because they are egged to do so.
And once they do, not many come back, and often only get far, far worse.
I think Rosie O'Donnell is a perfect example of this in a woman who is not even considered attractive to many.
So it's not just about the celebrity hottie either.
JLH is typical of most women in general, which is an even great majority of actresses.
Most of them have a straight or spoon/pear shape, and JLH has a spoon/pear shape.
Women who are hourglass or apple tend to be wider and broader at the top, which is where the camera is most.
So the media favors straight or spoon/pear shape (especially with J-Lo today), the thinner up to, the better.
Hence why I don't go for the great majority of celebrities.
My thoughts exactly, we all have our different opinions on what we like when it comes to females and I understand that they didn't want her to change but when I saw the ass pic I thought the same, it blew me away. I think people are making too much of a big deal about the pics to the point the she made a blog about it? Wow...
Re: Celebrities ...
On JLH---
I didn't find her "fat ass bikini" shots to be all that offensive at all..they look like the same Tyra Banks fattie shots that were floating around a year ago or so. I would've preferred if JLH didn't respond to any of the media snarkery. She's majorally attractive and should continue doing what she's doing..
Then again...if this "shocking scandal" prods her to "release" a little sex tape in the next week...that wouldn't suck, would it???
I agree with this. This happens when celebrities pay too much attention to agents and PR people instead of their own instincts. It's especially comical to see a "new" celebrity go completely overboard with "fashion" and "expertise" when 4 months prior...they were just regular joes or janes happy to speak to anyone with a mic..
I find Rosie to he a refreshing celebrity, actually. I wouldn't bang her if the fate of humanity depended on it but she's at least a grounded, realist celebrity who likes to sniff out and challenge other peoples' bullshit.
On JLH---
I didn't find her "fat ass bikini" shots to be all that offensive at all..they look like the same Tyra Banks fattie shots that were floating around a year ago or so. I would've preferred if JLH didn't respond to any of the media snarkery. She's majorally attractive and should continue doing what she's doing..
Then again...if this "shocking scandal" prods her to "release" a little sex tape in the next week...that wouldn't suck, would it???
There's no such thing as bad publicity, right? I personally am glad that she came out with her large booty and defended herself and all girls with meat in the seat. And besides, she'll probably slim down as a result of this - celebs tend to do that.
She has indeed put on the pounds, but it doesn't really make her any less attractive imo.
http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=5700
http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=5700
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