JaydenJaymes
Official Checked Star Member
Hey Jayden
Thanks for the answer. Your reply for the smeller guy was pretty nice. I guess guys become stupid when they look someone so beautiful as you... I will ask about the new attempts... May I? Anyway this remembered me "10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star":
10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?)
9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.)
8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?)
7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause.)
6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.)
5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.)
4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT audition you!)
3. Are those yours? (Well, I paid for them.)
2. Do you think you are going to hell? (Discussing religion with a porn star will get you as far as discussing porn with your grandmother ... just don't try it.)
1. I wanna take you out on a "real" date. ( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.)
Be nice, be safe...
I wanted to share my personal experiences to each of those:
10. Get it all the time. But, if I were still selling insurance in an office, I'd get, "You're too pretty for this... you should be a model!" Umm... did that... Look where it got me!
9. When I start dating a guy who's got a little hot dog penis and he still can't control himself upon just entering me, I think I'm still good. It's a muscle, it contracts. On top of that, I have great hygiene, so all is well.
8. "Really? You do porn? What's your porn name?" Two days later: "Weird, you're in all of my favorite series!" (Seriously... just happened a week ago!)
7. Weird... I did _____ with her last night!
6. "You look smaller on camera... I like small girls... I'm not really into big girls... By the way, can I get an autograph and take a picture with you?"
5. "I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week.. But I think you're so much more than just porn... Let me take you on a REAL date..." (See #1)
4. Funny, a lot of guys think they can do porn. Watch a couple of my BangBros scenes. Guys are like, "I've got a 9 inch cock..." Why do they lie? We're gonna see it! I pull of their pants and he's packing a whopping 4! That, and they barely last 3 minutes! Wow, my busted pussy was a little much for that tiny dick! Hahahahaha.
3. As it says... I bought them, they're mine! I better question would be, "Saline or silicon?"
2. Hey, at least in hell I can smoke a blunt with the devil and have some hot sex. I bet heaven is boring!
1. Honestly, to all of the guys that have said that to me, I really wonder if they'd even know what to do with me once we went on this 'real date'... other than freak out because they're with a pornstar. But seriously, I go on 'real' dates with 'real' people all the time... and we usually got to a 'real' restaurant, enjoy 'real' cocktails, sometimes see a 'real' movie and occasionally have 'real' sex.
Lol. Loved those little things though. Good laugh! Thanks hun! :rofl:
Jayden, I gotta tell ya... he sure as hell looks like he has something in there... lol!
Oh, sorry... I've been posting on the forums...
I've never dated a hispanic guy. I mostly find myself attracted to malado men... I kind of overlook everyone else when I go out. lol.
It was actually smaller than I expected. Everyone kept telling me, "It's so big..." blah, blah, blah... It was average for porn. I enjoyed the scene... Would've enjoyed it more if he was on his game that day...
