Bond does't have to scare people to win. He wins by being smarter, not by being nastyer.
And he always fucks the hot girls :thumbsup:
The guy can save the world without putting dust on his suit :hatsoff:
James Bond vs. Jack Bauer
- Thread starter roronoa3000
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And he always fucks the hot girls :thumbsup:
The guy can save the world without putting dust on his suit :hatsoff:
If you say so.
...oh, here he comes. I think he heard you. He looks mad too.
To me, this looks like he's running to Starbuck's to get his morning cup and a scone :dunno:
Bond, James Bond.
I hero can really only be judged by the opponents he defeats. Who the fuck has Bauer beaten?!? The day he stops a megalomaniac from destroying ALL human life on earth with a deadly toxin with the intention of repopulating the planet with his own personally selected genetically perfect race who will escape the global genocide in an orbiting spacestation is the day I will give even the remotest of considerations to Bauer's abilities.
I hero can really only be judged by the opponents he defeats. Who the fuck has Bauer beaten?!? The day he stops a megalomaniac from destroying ALL human life on earth with a deadly toxin with the intention of repopulating the planet with his own personally selected genetically perfect race who will escape the global genocide in an orbiting spacestation is the day I will give even the remotest of considerations to Bauer's abilities.
a) How could that be possible as Bond has demonstrated time & time again that he is heterosexual.
b) How does a change in someone's sexuality change their name, country of origin, appearance, speaking voice etc?
b) What would it matter if he was gay? How would that affect his abilities as an action hero?
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Jack Bauer because he never changes his appearance :1orglaugh
Take away Bonds gadgets and shit and he'll get his ass handed to him.
Wrong.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
The Bond franchise has spawned 22 films over the course of 48 years. It's an institution in its own right. A television series starring Kiefer fuckin' Sutherland doesn't even come to close to that. I know you were going for the whole US vs. UK thing, but this is one case where they beat our ass hands down. Just sayin'...
NO. He is good but to much of a working class thug, has none of the suave sophistication of Commander James Bond.
James Bond. hands down. all who disagree shall be shot and disposed of.
especially the "new bond". fucking ruthless man
especially the "new bond". fucking ruthless man
roronoa3000
Banned
FACTS.
Jack Bauer died for his country and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer fights realistic enemies. Terrorists and such.
Bond fights guys with metal jaws and evil plans to conquer the world with hijacked satellites.
Jack Bauer doesn't need to announce himself when he enters a room he just proceeds to kick ass. Bond tells everyone his name.... twice.
"Bond, James Bond."
Bond uses dumb ass pick up lines on women.
Bauer glances at them and says "Drop them draws"
Jack Bauer died for his country and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer fights realistic enemies. Terrorists and such.
Bond fights guys with metal jaws and evil plans to conquer the world with hijacked satellites.
Jack Bauer doesn't need to announce himself when he enters a room he just proceeds to kick ass. Bond tells everyone his name.... twice.
"Bond, James Bond."
Bond uses dumb ass pick up lines on women.
Bauer glances at them and says "Drop them draws"
roronoa3000
Banned
Alex Trebek
1st fact, totally illogical but 007 has done it too.
2nd fact, terrorists are small fry, 007 goes up against more powerful foes.
3rd fact, if Bauer did tell everyone his name the response would be. . .who? 007 doesn't tell everyone his name twice, he tells them his sir name & then his full name. Manners cost nothing even when dealing with supervillains.
4th fact, 007s so-called 'dumb ass' pick up lines work. I have never heard Bauer say "drop them draws"?
This guy rips both their assholes in half
Because he's a gay icon.
Anyway, Connery in Goldfinger. End of discussion.
