Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I miss the magazine era when I was a ***. I used to look forward to going to Crown Books in Westwood Village and stealing as many dirty mags that could fit in my school backpack. When I got home I'd spread the magazines all over the floor and admire them. I would finally grab the first one and march into the bathroom with it and allow the festivities to begin.
